I ride the damn subway at LEAST 10 times a week and I never get these trains! Just tell me where I need to be going and I’ll bring the singles. Any of these chicks can get it…
Day: August 18, 2011
Subway Creature Maces Kid
Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.
