Day: November 4, 2011

Giants/Jets Outlook: Week 9

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Let’s start with the Jets. Big division game this week IN Buffalo. Hopefully the Jets are coming off a well rested BYE week because they will face a surprising Bills team who have taken one lose all season. I like that the Jets are the underdogs here because it should be motivation for them to play harder and with Plaxico coming off that 3 TD performance, I feel like they can win this game outright. Whenever I see a 2 point spread I always take the money line because let’s be honest, if the Bills win it’s going to be by more than 2 points. I’m taking Jets money line all day and the UNDER at 44.

411 New York Jets +2  -110 +110
44 O -110
U -110
21 O -115
U -115
412 Buffalo Bills -2  -110 -130
23 O -115
U -115
Week 9
Giants have the highly anticipated 4:15pm game this week in Foxboro. As a Giants fan I’m not looking forward to this game, especially with a 9 point spread but the Giants have surprised me before and hopefully will do it again this week. With Bradshaw out, I don’t have a lot of faith in Jacobs so I expect Eli to be going through the air all day. Especially on a New England secondary that plays half-ass and gives up close to the most points in the league. 9 points are a lot and this game should be a shootout all day. I’m taking Giants +9 and get this…the OVER at 51
425 New York Giants +9  -110 +400
51 O -110
U -110
21 O -115
U -115
426 New England Patriots -9  -110 -500
30 O -115
U -115
Week 9

Rex Ryan Sells Out And Plays A Pats Fan In Upcoming Sandler Movie

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Daily News:

Maybe Rex Ryan will get to kiss Bill Belichick’s Super Bowl rings after all. The brash-talking Jets coach plays, of all things, a New England Patriots fan in an upcoming movie starring Adam Sandler. NFL Network’s Rich Eisen revealed the news on his Thursday podcast that featured Sandler. Ryan plays a Boston lawyer in “I Hate You, Dad,” which was filmed in Massachusetts last summer. It’s not Ryan’s first rodeo on the acting scene. Ryan and general manager Mike Tannenbaum had cameos on an episode of “CSI: New York” earlier this year. “He’s my lawyer,” Sandler told Eisen. “My character . . . is kind of a dirtbag guy and he’s in trouble. Rex is an inexpensive lawyer in town. He takes care of me. He’s also a mammoth Patriots fan in the movie.” Ryan as a Patriots fan? “We wrote it in the script,” Sandler said. “He was great enough to be loose and funny about it. He talks about (Tom) Brady. He talks about Coach Belichick. He’s really cool.” As expected, Ryan was fully prepared to take on the role.

So what’s next for this attention whore? Dancing With The Stars? New reality show? I’m pretty surprised Rex hasn’t made Jets jerseys with his name on the back. I don’t even want to hear ‘he’s doing it on purpose to take the spotlight and pressure off his team’. Really? Cause the whole flipping off the cameraman at the MMA fight and foot fetish youtube video all came out in the off season. This guy loves cameras more than an Asian tourist but then again I guess he’s gonna need something to fall back on since the whole coaching thing isn’t working out.

People I Try To Avoid On The Subway

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Look at CSC gettin’ shoutouts on the subway…A true city subway creature indeed! Another day on the subway, another crazy/paranoid asshole having a conversation with his reflection in the window. I’d love to know what’s going on in this dude’s head. If I had to guess I would say it’s something like that J-Lo movie ‘The Cell’. Just crazy, fucked up creatures whispering sweet nothings into this guy’s conscience. When people like this stand next to me I like to switch train cars.

-Thanks to Alex and Jesse for this. If you have a photo or video of something weird or crazy from the subway send it our way. (subwaycreatures@gmail.com)