Photo shoot in the subway. That ass is eating the shit outta that underwear!
Day: November 10, 2011
Satanic Sex Threesome Can’t Be As Great As It Sounds
NOVEMBER 9–Two young Milwaukee women were arrested this week after an 18-year-old Arizona man–who traveled to Wisconsin by bus after meeting one of the suspects online–told cops that he was held captive in the duo’s apartment for two days and slashed and stabbed more than 300 times as part of an apparent satanic sex ritual. A Milwaukee Police Department search warrant for the East Knapp Street apartment where the man was held details his ordeal. The warrant authorized cops to seize an assortment of items from the residence, including “knives or other cutting instruments,” blood and DNA evidence, duct tape, restraining devices, and “Books or literature relating to Satanism or the occult.” The police investigation began Sunday night after cops responded to a report of a possible stabbing. Officers found the Arizona man “bleeding from the neck, arms and back.” He told cops that after arriving at the home of a woman he met online, he “was bound and was stabbed numerous times over a timeframe of what he described as ‘two days.’” The man was transported to a local hospital, where medical personnel “estimated the number of wounds to be in excess of 300,” according to a search warrant affidavit sworn by Detective Michael Walisiciwicz. While at the apartment building, police were approached by Rebecca Chandler, 22, who stated, “I think you are here looking for me.” Chandler told cops that she had engaged in sexual relations with the Arizona man “and that the cutting was consensual but that it got quickly out of hand.”Chandler claimed that her roommate–whom she identified only as “Scarlett”–was “the one who did the majority of the cutting” during the incident. Chandler, police reported, “also made reference to ‘Scarlett’ possibly being involved in satanic or occult activities.” Cops subsequently identified “Scarlett” as Raven Larrabee, 20. She was arrested and booked yesterday into the Milwaukee County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. Chandler is also in the county lockup, where her bond was set at $150,000. The women, who have not yet been charged by prosecutors, are being held for suspicion of reckless injury, a felony.
Imagine taking a bus cross-country for what you think is going to be an awesome threesome only to ring the doorbell and have these two psychos answer the door? I can picture this kid’s face looking at the address he had written down then looking at the number outside the door a second time. Next thing you know he’s tied up and getting slashed and stabbed like he’s in Amistad. Worst part is that there’s no ‘safe words’ when it comes to satanic shit like this so this kid had to go to his happy place for a while until they felt he had enough. Meeting people you find online is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and this guy obviously got the bullet. Sometimes it’s a serial killer, sometimes it’s a 45-year old pedophile, sometimes it’s satanic cult ready to torture you, but you never hear the story about the guy who showed up to find two smoking hot girls waiting on a bed for him.
Sidenote: I think I’m going to have trouble sleeping tonight after looking at the mugshot of the chick on the left. Just horrifying…
Penn State Assholes Riot After JoPa Is Fired
I’m putting the usual sarcastic/joking blog aside for a second here. Everyone loves a good riot, especially drunk college kids. Hell, I remember rioting in Rhode Island after the Red Sox came back on the Yankees when they were down 3 games to none and I hated both teams. But that was over a baseball game. I’m really trying to figure out what the hell these kids could possibly be rioting about. Yea, your historic head coach got fired but let’s look at the circumstances. He knew about little kids getting fondled and turned his back. When kids come into play and numerous people including coaches are involved, of course PSU is going to clean house. Anything less would be condoning it and obviously the right decision was made. I’m tired of hearing from fans and alumni on Facebook and Twitter that there was some kind of injustice done here. I don’t feel bad for you. You know who I feel bad for? The kids who were victimized in this case. Why don’t you listen to their story before flipping news vans and destroying your own college campus. You’re embarrassing yourselves. [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/sister_of_sandusky_victim_talk.html]
I have two 11-year old sisters and if I ever found out something like this happened to them I would be doing my own kind of rioting at Penn St. I would be like Denzel Washington in ‘Man On Fire’ and blow up Joe Paterno’s house along with every person involved. The kids are going to be traumatized for the rest of their lives and there’s no changing that and all you people care about is Penn St. football. Unreal.
UPDATE: Apparently these guys were pimping these little kids out to other rich diddlers? Getting fired should be the least of their worries right now. Any Penn State supporter should sit down and shut the fuck up because if you support this you’re just as guilty as those involved. A sad day for PSU…deal with it!


