Day: November 16, 2011

Guy Let’s Kid Punch Him In Face, Both Go On With Their Day As If Nothing Happened

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“Tough guy” fail; Man exits turnstile, pushed kid out the way, kid said “What the hell” man returns, states “I’m waiting” the kid gives him a beat down. If you want to push and talk crap, you should back it up.

Why can’t this be the way shit always goes down in these scenarios? The guy pushed the kid out of the way, feels bad, let’s the kid have a free shot, and everyone walks away to continue their day. No cops, no MTA employees getting involved, just pure subway justice working itself out. The kid doesn’t even take his ear phones out and the dude who got punched offers a hand shake afterward. I’m not gonna lie, the clip is weird as hell but no one was arrested or hurt so let’s let bygones be bygones.

Bieber’s Baby Mama Drops Baby Claims

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TMZ:

Justin Bieber‘s baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer … TMZ has learned. The suit was quietly dismissed late last week.  What’s more, Mariah Yeater‘s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her … withdrawn from the case. As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim.  And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming. Apparently, they got the message.

 

So Bieber doesn’t have a baby, still has a girlfriend, and might sue this crazy bitch now. A happy ending that makes me sick. I wanted some crazy story to transpire like Bieber takes the paternity test and we find out he’s been impregnating chicks all over the world, there’s a huge cover up, his girlfriend leaves him, and Nickelodeon asks for all their awards back. But no. This story is gonna go away faster than Charlie Sheen’s comedy tour. Oh well…just have to wait for the next scandal to break…

BaconLube Hits The Market

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HuffPost:

You’re not a piece of meat — but you can still be a “bacon lover.” The pork-o-philes at J & D’s Foods say they’re cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil. Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D’s signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product — also known as the “McRib of Sex” — as an April Fools Day joke. “But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming,” J & D’s website explains. “People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.” The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times. “So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome — we’ve got your back,” a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.

 

The ‘McRib of Sex’. God, doesn’t that sound hot? I just wanna see the people on the ‘waiting list’ for this shit. I’ve seen some of the chicks my friends take home and all I’m gonna say is the smell of bacon might be a little bit of a distraction for these girls. Personally, I like to keep the smell of food separate from what happens in the bed but then I thought of one positive that might come from this. It might be a stretch but if you use this enough, your girl will turn into one of Pavlov’s dogs and always associate the smell of bacon with sex. You won’t be able to go into an IHOP or Denny’s without getting humped until your Grandslam comes. Someone please order this and tell me about your experience.

 

Check Out This Tranny Rolling On E And Pole Dancing On The A-Train

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Wow. Wow. Wow. What a mess! This Mexican tranny has to be rolling on E or just plain out of it’s mind. But just like most of them, it sees the camera and has to steal the spotlight. Doesn’t this subway creature hear the little kid begging her in Spanish to stop? Even he knows he’ll never be able to ride the train the same way again.

And if there were ever a more disgusting thing to see on public transportation, it has to be this thing licking the hand railing like it’s in the ‘Lickable Wallpaper Room’ in Wonka’s Factory. Out of all the videos you’ve seen on CSC, you know the disgusting and vile things that happen on these trains and the kind of people who hold onto those railings so I really give this chick/dude 24 hours to live before it dies of some unheard of disease. Oh, and by the way, think of this video the next time you are riding the A-Train and holding onto the pole.