Ever Have One Of These Nights?

 

Look, we’ve all been there, some more recently than others. Drunk to the point where you’re trying to figure out where you are, you don’t know who the people around you are, your ass is out for everyone to see, and just when you’re laying down to what you think is your bed, you get bucked onto the ground with flash bulbs going off around you. All the cowboys in this place musta heard “cha-ching” as soon as this chick hit the floor.

Side note: Props to the guy with the upskirt shot. I’m kinda scared to know what that pic looks like after seeing this face.

Thank Christ For College Bowl Season!

How can you not love the college football bowl season? There are absolutely no other sports to watch on TV and these bowl games are all turning out to be great ones. These three gems appeared on Deadspin this morning and cannot go overlooked. Brendan Gibbons explains how he made the game winning kick in the Sugar Bowl, University of Houston “shocks” Texas, and a Virginia Tech fan jumps for joy. Enjoy!

P.S. – You have to click on the VT Girl to see her in action

Kid Almost Decapitates Himself With Ceiling Fan

 

Well, he did get the tomato. I don’t know what kind of Matrix shit this kid is on but clearly he wasn’t planning on using his hands in the first place. The sick part is that he purposely jumped head first into that fan. Congrats brotha, you have a concussion and now your trailer park home doesn’t have circulating air but hey, thanks for the video.