"People watch from the safety of your phone"
I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is a Giants fan. He’s got the moves and attitude of someone who is so close to winning he doesn’t know what else to do other than just go bat shit bonkers! Yes, this is probably how I will spend my time up until kickoff on Sunday too. Have a safe weekend!
I have goddamn goosebumps right now and I’m so jacked up that I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself until game time! The Giants are storming into one of the most flaming/hippie cities in the country so I’ll say figuratively they will be bending the 49ers over and having their way with them on Sunday. Revenge was sweet last week but it was only half of what the they needed to get out of their system. The 49ers get 1 miracle catch every 15 years and unfortunately for them, they used theirs last week. I 100% expect Vernon Davis to walk off the field crying in back to back weeks but not because he made the game winning catch this time. Because the Giants embarrassed his team at home to go to the Super Bowl. All in? I’m fuckin’ balls deep! Let’s go BigBlue!
See, it’s funny cause she’s OK. Hunny, you’re crossing a highway in Russia. That tip toeing shit isn’t going to fly, especially when the chances of all of the motorists being drunk are pretty high. But I must commend her. She hit the windshield, flipped, landed on her head and still dusted her coat off, collected her bags, and got on with her day. One tough bitch! Russians I tell ya. Something else running through their veins over there.
Poor ugly kid. Only a few days old and already traumatized when his father decided to motorboat his mom with him still in the room. Now dad is just fuckin’ with him to make a funny Youtube video. Hey pops, pretty sure this is what happened to the Menendez brothers when they were babies too.
Week 15: “Hey Baby, what would you say if I told you the 7-7 Giants make it to the NFC Championship game?”
I know, right?
ABCNews: A Georgia mother who was arrested for allowing her 10-year-old to get a tattoo said she had no idea it was illegal for him to get one, even with her consent. When Chuntera Napier’s son Gaquan Napier asked her if he could get a memorial tattoo for his 12-year-old brother Malik who died after being hit by a car, Napier was touched by the request. “My son came to me and said, ‘Mom, I want to get a tattoo with Malik on it, rest in peace,’” she told ABC News’. “It made me feel good to know that he wanted his brother on him.” When Gaquan Napier was asked why he wanted the tattoo, he said, “Because it represents my brother.” “What do I say to a child who wants to remember his brother? It’s not like he was asking me, ‘Can I get Sponge Bob?” Napier said. “He asked me [for] something that’s in remembrance of his brother. How can I say no?” Gaquan got a tattoo on his right arm of his brother’s name and his former basketball jersey number. Napier also has memorial tattoos for her son on her right arm. When someone at his school noticed the tattoo and contacted authorities, Napier was arrested on Tuesday and charged with misdemeanor cruelty and being a party to a crime, according to WSBTV. Napier bonded out of jail on Wednesday but is shocked that her consent was not enough for her son to get a tattoo. “I always thought that if a parent gave consent, then it was fine,” she said. “How can somebody else say that it’s not okay? He’s my child, and I have the right to say what I want for my child. I can’t go tell anybody else what I want for their child.” A Georgia law from 2010 states, “It shall be unlawful for any person to tattoo the body of any person under the age of 18, except a physician or osteopath.” The Acworth Police Department did not respond to request for comment and the Smyrna, Ga. artist who did the tattoo is also under investigation.
Get a life Georgia. Are parents in this state really so untrustworthy that even their consent isn’t good enough? ‘If a parent give consent, then it’s fine!‘ If a parent says ‘yes, you can go play on the train tracks.’ It’s fine! If a parent says ‘It’s OK to take candy from strangers.’ It’s fine! I know Gaquan didn’t help his case by wearing a Sesame Street shirt for the interview but like the mom said, it’s not like the kid asked for Sponge Bob on his arm. Gaquan just wanted to honor his brother’s memory by getting his basketball number inked on. He doesn’t have his whole back covered in some tribal gang tattoo. The point is, if Gaquan wants a tattoo it’s his body and shouldn’t matter if he’s 10. If he regrets it later in life thankfully technology has come a long way where tattoos aren’t permanent anymore. If it’s illegal in the south for a 10 year old to get a tattoo to honor his brother, then Disney character tattoos should be outlawed as well. Just sayin’.
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