Day: February 17, 2012

Watch Kate Upton Lie Like A Politician About Mark Sanchez

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Get used to it Kate, you’re in the spotlight now. You’re gonna get grilled like this all the time about every move you make. But nice recovery with the whole sister thing. If you want it to go away, just tell everyone you got rung out like a dish towel by Mark Sanchez and all will be forgotten.

But honestly, how is this chick only 19? Someone please test her for PEDs.

Get A Load Of The Kid Who Thinks He’s A Dragonball Z Character

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Pretty sure that was just an impersonation of a motorcycle changing gears on the highway but hey, we can’t all be the guy from Police Academy. I’m gonna say that this kid just needs to ride out his dream of having super powers cause who am I to say otherwise? It’s one more job than most of his friends probably have so may the force be with you. By the looks of when he took his shirt off, he’s soooo close to his dream too.

Side Note: Was anyone else just waiting for his mother to yell from downstairs “Jesus Christ, for the last time shut the fuck up!”

Girls Denied Beer For Flashing Then Arrested For Wielding A Knife

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HuffPost: Authorities in Florida say they arrested two rowdy women on Wednesday after their rejected flash-for-beer money offers led to an alleged knife attack in a restaurant parking lot, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s report obtained by The Huffington Post. Lee County sheriff’s deputies arrived at The Waterfront Restaurant in St. James City at approximately 5:21 p.m. after two “disorderly females” — Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23 — allegedly decided to get creative in an attempt to keep their “excessive” bar tab going. “They were offering to show their boobs for drinks,” waiter Shaun Bassett told NBC-2. “We had five guys that were like, ‘Please, leave us alone.’ They actually went up to tables who had their wives there.” With no takers — and management hardly enthused — Martin and Rayannic were asked to leave. That’s when things got ugly. Two restaurant employees, chef John Miller and a manager Anissa Peterson, attempted to escort the women outside, at which point Martin allegedly “attacked Peterson, by punching her to the back of the head causing her to sustain a lump,” according to the report. The Waterfront employees say they confiscated Martin’s car keys. “Martin screamed at Miller to giver her keys back and then pulled a gray Kershaw, folding knife from her right pocket and charged Miller telling him she was going to stab him,” according to police. “Miller who was in fear for his safety retreated and Marin put away the knife and attacked Peterson again.” Martin is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Rayannic is charged with disorderly conduct.

 

You know it’s time to make a change in your life when 5 drunk guys at a bar turn you down to see your flabby tits. Yea, no thanks, maybe after 5 more pitchers of PBR when I’m near unconsciousness. These chicks have no one to be mad at except for themselves so I don’t know why they are pulling knives on people. And as for the bartender, your tip was the show they were putting on at the bar and getting to be on TV? You’re on the WBBH local news and the experience you got from watching this was something that probably resembled what it looks like if you go to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Demand a tip next time.