I’m pretty sure at this point even the bums asking for change in the subway have gotten their hands on at least 1 Mega Millions ticket. Good luck and have a safe weekend!
Month: March 2012
Just Like The Rest Of America, I’m 110% Sure I Have The Golden Ticket
Biggest lottery payout in the history of lottery payouts and I’m sitting pretty with a $5 ticket. Already had some ideas about what I’m gonna do with my winnings which should come out to around $1 cajillion after taxes. In no specific order:
– Build my own fuckin’ Chocolate Factory with strippers instead of Oompa Loompas
– Throw Rex Ryan an offer he can’t refuse to immediately go in hiding and never show his face in the NFL again.
– Buy Staten Island and drop a nuke on it.
– Drop Pairs Hilton and Kim Kardashian on the ‘Lost’ island
– Buy a lifetime supply of Chips Ahoy! Chewy.
– Buy a helicopter to take me from uptown Manhattan to downtown
– Buy Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion
– Buy the moon
What would you do…?
Check Out This Awesome Extreme Sports Compilation
Always amazing when extreme sports, cinematography, and music come together perfectly.
Song: AWOLNATION – Sail
Subway Treasure Thursday!
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I Apologize In Advance For Posting This Fight, But It Happened In The Subway
Tons of fight clips popping up today and I wouldn’t even consider this one of them. I was seriously debating on even posting this since it was so pathetic/boring but then I remembered that this is CitySubwayCreatures and I have to. Even the people on the train were booing in disappointment when it breaks up. But anyway, the Mega Millions is closing in on $600,000,000 people!
Bully Gets KO’d By Bystander
Perfect video for the “It Gets Better” campaign. So the shirtless black kid had already hit the white kid against the fence and was picking on him. Enter Samoan Kool-Aid. Just one-and-dones the skinny punk and sends him packin’. To where? I don’t think the black kid even knows the answer to that question.
Female Soccer Player Lays Smack Down On Opponent
You know what? I really don’t see anything wrong here. I think this is the way soccer should be played! At least the chick wasn’t rolling around on the ground like she just got sniped out by Seal Team 6. I say let’em go and whoever gets their ass beat has to hit the showers and their team is down a player. Soccer needs an adrenaline shot and maybe this is the answer. This also made me think of what Jim Rome would say…
Aaron Rodgers Lookalike Goes Bonkers In Union Square Station
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Pretty sure Aaron Rodgers was in town looking for the Vince Lombardi trophy that he probably thought he deserved but ended up in the subway at Union Square hopping around in a woman’s bathing suit feeling the music of the bird. Poor guy…someone throw some change at him.
2-Year-Old Has To Climb Rock Climbing Wall To Retrieve Toys
Yet another Parent of the Year nominee. You want your toys Tommy? Scale that wall like Spiderman and see you at the top. The fucked up part is that this kid is a pro. It’s like he’s been doing this for a year now and not that it means much, but his lats are bigger than mine!
It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!
God bless Kyle Minogue and her 43 year old body. Hope it helps you and your Hump Day!
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