For Those Of You Still Campaigning For The Kony 2012 Cause…

 

After doing some research and getting some help from outsiders, it’s becoming more and more obvious that this “Kony 2012 Campaign” is bullshit. I was sent this article below and it sums up most of the suspicions I had and everyone should probably look more into it before donating money or spreading the cause. I also attached the link at the bottom if anyone is curious where it came from.

 

THERE is growing outrage in Uganda over a viral internet film viewed by more than 32 million people in four days that suggests Africa’s longest-running conflict is still raging in the country’s north. The 30-minute video, Kony2012, was produced by three American videographers campaigning for greater efforts to capture Joseph Kony, the leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA). But Kony and his diminishing troops, many of them kidnapped child soldiers, fled northern Uganda six years ago and are now spread across the jungles of neighbouring countries. “What that video says is totally wrong, and it can cause us more problems than help us,” said Dr Beatrice Mpora, director of Kairos, a community health organisation in Gulu, a town that was once the centre of the rebels’ activities. “There has not been a single soul from the LRA here since 2006. Now we have peace, people are back in their homes, they are planting their fields, they are starting their businesses. That is what people should help us with.”

Joseph Kony, a former church altarboy, has spread terror through eastern and central Africa for almost three decades, as he has pursued an aimless war that has killed thousands of people and at one point forced hundreds of thousands from their homes. The video, from Invisible Children Inc, an activism organisation, was posted to YouTube and Vimeo, a film-sharing site, on Monday night and by late on Thursday it had been viewed 32,600,000 times. It aims to make Kony “famous” by encouraging supporters to plaster US cities with posters, in order to make the fight against the Lord’s Resistance Army an issue of “national interest” to Washington. That, the video’s makers claim, will ensure funding for 100 US military advisors sent to train African armies to find Kony will continue. “Suggesting that the answer is more military action is just wrong,” said Javie Ssozi, an influential Ugandan blogger. “Have they thought of the consequences? Making Kony ‘famous’ could make him stronger. Arguing for more US troops could make him scared, and make him abduct more children, or go on the offensive.” Rosebell Kagumire, a Ugandan journalist specialising in peace and conflict reporting, said: “This paints a picture of Uganda six or seven years ago, that is totally not how it is today. It’s highly irresponsible”. There were criticisms that the film quoted only three Ugandans, two of them politicians, and that it spent more time showing the filmmaker’s five-year-old son being told about Joseph Kony than explaining the root causes of the conflict.

Invisible Voices has faced criticism over its finances. Of more than £6 million it spent in 2001, less than £2.3 million was for activities helping people on the ground. The rest went on “awareness programmes and products”, management, media and others. “It is totally misleading to suggest that the war is still in Uganda,” said Fred Opolot, spokesman for the Ugandan government. “I suspect that if that’s the impression they are making, they are doing it.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/africa/32-million-watch-controversial-video-of-ugandan-warlord-joseph-kony-in-just-four-days-3044846.html

Man Nearly Blows His Head Off With Shot Gun

 

Remember growing up when your parents would always tell you not to put your face over the fireworks you were about to light? Well this is kinda like that only with a high powered shot gun. People like this deserve to get Kurt Cobain’d because if you’re stupid enough to put your face over the barrel of a shot gun that you just pumped 2 rounds into, I can’t feel bad for you. If the hat you’re wearing on your head has a hole in it that looks like a gaping asshole, you know something went wrong. Now go buy a lottery ticket because today is your lucky day.

Please Accept This Apology (NSFWish)

First, I just want to apologize for posting the Kony 2012 video this morning. The only rule I ever had before I made this website was that I would always keep all politics out of it. Yes, it’s an atrocity what is going on in Uganda and it’s always sad when children are involved but here’s the thing. After talking about it with a bunch of people, I agree that you can’t watch one Youtube video and think you understand all the facts about what’s going on over there. Yes, the video is powerful and moving but it’s also only one source that we’re getting the information from. The charity group Invisible Children apparently has been under scrutiny for not providing certain information to the Better Business Bureau and has been called shady by many professionals. I’m not saying they mean wrong or that this whole thing is a scam, I’m just saying know ALL the facts. If you’re more interested read this or this.

Now, I’m not sure how I make up for it but I did come across this video which might be a start. Maybe some women can tell me A) how this is comfortable B) What the point of even wearing pants at this point is. Either way I’m pretty sure this defies the laws of science.