"People watch from the safety of your phone"
I’m not talking about the octopus lady from The Little Mermaid on the left…I’m talking about the one on the right. Something mesmerizing about her technique that made me think she’s been doing this for years. Summer Olympics could use a pick-me-up so why not Smokeshow Split Racing? I’d watch.
VIENNA (Reuters) – An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work. Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported. Bleeding profusely, the man from the province of Styria then threw the foot into an oven, hobbled to his garage and called an ambulance. An emergency operation was unable to reattach the foot, ORF said.
I completely understand where this guy is coming from right now. I can’t find the motivation to do ANYTHING right now and by God if I had a sharp object to my avail, I would definitely take a limb to get a sick day. Probably not a foot but losing a digit wouldn’t be that bad.
It always pisses me off when I’m stuck in traffic and motorcycles get to creep right thru like a game of Frogger. I’m sure that’s what’s going on here and the lady couldn’t take it anymore so she had some choice words for this guy. I dunno what he’s all bent outta shape for? He doesn’t have to sit in the traffic and coulda been on his merry way but instead has to kick the one van with the psycho soccer mom in the driver’s seat.
Pretty sure this guy shoulda been dead about 3 different times but that has to be the worst feeling for this chick when she rams a parked car only to find him still pounding on her window.
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