"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Really hope you weren’t expecting some sexy 20-something in this video. Quite contrary. If there’s one thing I hate most on the subway, it’s when people lean up against the poles like they own them. When the pole disappears entirely because someone is leaning against it…forget it!
Welp, this kid’s future appears brighter than the sun. Just like Kevin Hart said, it’s hard to talk shit when you got a baby bag over your shoulder.
Wow, nothing like a quiet, romantic night with lit candles, a bottle of wine and Brian McKnight singing about pussies squirting in the background. You know what, if this is how he lays it out there for women, I ain’t gonna hate. More power to him. All I know is if I drop that line I don’t think the reply would be “Oh my God, I thought you’d never ask!”
There must be something about the way R&B singers sing that makes it OK to say whatever the fuck they want and it’s almost like women don’t hear what they are actually saying. Almost like some kind of sex spell they add to their songs that hypnotizes chicks. ‘Let me show you how your pussy works, bet ya didn’t know that it could squirt’ and all they hear is ‘I just wanna take you shopping and buy you nice things.’ Crazy shit how this world works sometimes.
July 2013 I can already see ‘Piranha vs Sand Sharks’.
I still think the Metta World Peace elbow looked worse than this. Don’t worry though, she was OK…
To be honest, I have no idea if she was OK…she could be dead for all I know.
Welp, clearly this guy has never seen RoboCop. Just a matter of time before that thing goes haywire and turns on him. Oh, and since when does Russia have technology? I deal with footage from them on a regular basis that looks like it was shot on cameras from 1981. Guess they put the majority of their budget towards other things…like iPad flying machine guns.
A night that will go down in history for these Aussies. Imagine waking up the next morning soaking wet cause you went for a dip with the dolphins, there’s a goddamn penguin in your living room, and video evidence to confirm all of this? Maybe throw in a funny Asian and guest celebrity boxer and it would make a great movie.
Check out this motherfucker stealing my pelvic thrust move and that little skank droppin it low! Very impressive indeed. I’ll give it 2 weeks before Kanye throws lyrics over that beat and claims the song his. Have a safe weekend!
Now how many of you thought the dude running up to the camera’s Friar Tuck haircut was the fail? I sure as hell did! And then I was pleasantly surprised when the other guy tripped, fell down crushing his drum set, and lay on the ground like a soccer player who took a dive. So this answers the question: What’s worse than being in the school marching band? Failing at being in the school marching band.
How much must it suck to have a father like this who gets his rocks off filming his horrified son run from human eating chickens? Drop the bird food and it will all be over Pedro!
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