Archive for April 18, 2012

 

Listen, I’m not there…yet. But does this song sum up my life? Uh, yea. Fuckin friends all getting married and/or having kids. Shit sucks. I however, am going to take the optimistic route and say that I’m the lucky one in this situation. No kids, no relationship drama, just kickin back living the dream. Right?

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If you told me there was a brawl with Chinese people in the subway, I would picture a scene from some Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan movie with guys running up walls and flipping off handrails. What is this chaotic bullshit?? Not even a ‘FINISH HIM’ at the end! Come on China, total letdown.

 

Now any other time you’d see cops in this situation pin this guy’s face the ground, give him a knee in the back, and cuff him immediately. These guys don’t want this to end. It’s a slow night in Ontario and they are just as entertained as I am by this clown dick. You’re telling me 2 cops can’t apprehend a 140 lb Jesus freak who is coming up with an epic, on the spot song about police, morals, and religion? Well guess what, whatever kind of spell he just put on those cops worked. Their taser was rendered useless and apparently their legs were made of cement when he ran away.

 

Side note: $10 says they really just called a K9 unit and it ripped this asshole apart.

 

Sara Jean Underwood…never did I doubt you helping me get over Hump Day!