Archive for July 17, 2012

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Throat cancer may have been the medical reason Val died but in my mind he was just Bro-ing the only way he knew how. Stealing safes, playing Doogie Howser, and admitting it in your own obituary after you die is something I hope people can say about me. This dude was probably also buried in a tuxedo shirt with a flask of Johnny Walker and a pack of smokes in his hand. Val, I salute you!

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Subway Groper Nabbed By Other Riders

Posted: July 17, 2012 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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You’ve hit a new low when you’re groping large women in the subway, get caught by other passengers, and receive an ovation when the police scoop you off the platform. This happens often in the subway and I’m not sure how people actually get away with it.

Side note: I was dying when the lady at the 2:12 mark checks to see if Rico’s greasy hair is real. Hater.