"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Chris C. “you can look but you can not touch”
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I hate everything Ryan Lochte represents other than the USA. The guy defines the word ‘tool’ and this has been a big week for him. I’m not talking about him swimming. I’m talking about his mother coming out telling the world her son only does one-night stands, his ‘cool’ mouth piece, and his overall arrogance. The guy resembles a dumber Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High if that’s even possible and I can’t do anything but cringe when he’s interviewed. If this dude couldn’t swim I’m 99% sure he’d be a cum dumpster behind In-N-Out. In fact, I hope he makes the best of his 15 minutes because after the Olympics he’ll do some reality show, fizzle out, and Ryan Lochte will be the guy you call up to plunge your toilet. Again, I hate him.
Saw this going viral real quick so thought I’d throw it up. The disturbing part of all this is that you can literally hear this guy jizz his pants over Thomas the Tank Engine. If my toes curl and I get goosebumps over a train blasting it’s horn, you have every right to push me in front of it.
What’s worse, that this little girl listens to Kid Cudi or that her father is driving around while recording his daughter in the back seat?
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