I hate everything Ryan Lochte represents other than the USA. The guy defines the word ‘tool’ and this has been a big week for him. I’m not talking about him swimming. I’m talking about his mother coming out telling the world her son only does one-night stands, his ‘cool’ mouth piece, and his overall arrogance. The guy resembles a dumber Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High if that’s even possible and I can’t do anything but cringe when he’s interviewed. If this dude couldn’t swim I’m 99% sure he’d be a cum dumpster behind In-N-Out. In fact, I hope he makes the best of his 15 minutes because after the Olympics he’ll do some reality show, fizzle out, and Ryan Lochte will be the guy you call up to plunge your toilet. Again, I hate him.
I agree with everything you said and that’s what makes him the ideal spokesman for the United States. He’s a typical product of the American educational system.
100% behind you. Looked like a fucking idiot wearing “grills” at the Olympics.
I saw him on the Fashion Police and heard him speak for the first time. My oh my, what an inarticulate young man. He speaks like a 5th grader who went to a terrible, public school. I must commend Joan Rivers for keeping it classy and not ridiculing him to his face. And believe me, she could have. SIgh, the world is equally full of dumb, good-looking girls, so he’ll always be in good company.
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