Archive for August 20, 2012

 

Tsunami survival training looks so much easier when you have a tube. But here’s the million dollar question, can you find the drowning Asian?

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You have no idea how bad I want to make fun of these kids, I really do. But watching this video brought out 20 years of repressed deep depression I had when I was a kid and saw The Lion King for the first time. Timothy lost all his leaves and had to go?! Oh the humanity!!! Try watching Simba’s father get trampled by a stampede of African buffalo after he saves his only son. Years of therapy couldn’t rub that image out of my brain. You wanna see flood gates open? Take a time machine back to 1994 and you’ll find me on my knees with my fists reached to the sky screaming WHY!!! So you wanna pluck your eyeballs out because a damn tree lost it’s leaves? Grow up son.

 

Believe it or not, it’s really not Brad Pitt. It’s actually Sam Trammell from HBO’s True Blood.