August 23, 2012 – SubwayCreatures

And Your Caption Contest Winner Is…

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Ashley G. – “May I have your attention please. I’m raising money for my basketball team by selling these anime porn pillows. Would you like to support my basketball team?”

There were a bunch a great entries this week but for anyone who has ever rode a subway train in NYC, you’ve seen the kids selling candy for their basketball team. Nailed it on this one. Think you can do better? Join the next caption contest by “LIKING” CitySubwayCreatures on Facebook and every Thursday we will have a new picture. Thanks for everyone who participated!

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Oh, So This Is What It Looks Like When You Try To Board A Train That Isn’t There

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Yes, she was holding a kid and yes they were OK. To be honest I have no idea what the outcome of this was but I hope they were OK. Next time try not to board the train that’s at the station across the tracks, hun.

Talk About Awkward: Your News Blooper Of The Day

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Yea, canoodling means chat just like fellatio is a type of cloud pattern. Sweet cover, bro.

Another Guy Fakes Being Famous In NYC

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I’ve seen this so many times in NYC now that I can’t believe people still fall for it. ‘Celebrities’ just wandering through the heart of Times Square. Cause if I were a celebrity that’s exactly where I would want to be! And Spiderman?! Have these people even seen Spiderman?? If anything I’m thinking he looks more like a downy version of Seth McFarlane.