I don’t usually post things on the weekend but this warrants it. Awesome footage of a America’s bravest doing work. Youtube description says “No rounds penetrated his body armor, and he made it home with no permanent injuries.” The war may have died down but let’s not forget about our troops still over there! ‘Merica!
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Couldn’t embed the video so here’s the link!
Update: Sorry I rushed this one but the link should be up and working above…
Hope you all feel better about yourselves now. Have a safe weekend everyone!
So it’s titled ‘worst death scene ever’ but I think this is one of the funniest death scenes I’ve ever seen. Amazingly bad use of blood packets, a yell after every shot, plus the dramatic, slow motion fall into furniture. What more can you ask for in 1973?
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Goddamnit times are tough all around the world! The Middle East has an uprising every other day, Muslims are pissed at the US for subway posters that just went up, and women in this country are roaming the streets drunk as fuck and half naked looking for munchies. How in the hell did this woman not slice her femoral artery kicking that window in? This HAS to be an everyday occurrence because no one even reacts to her bahh-ing like a goat, rolling around in broken glass. Just another dark day for Russia I guess.
So this took place up in the Arctic where a man was sleeping in his tent when he awoke to a polar bear attacking him. He ended up shooting and killing the animal but not before suffering some gnarly battle wounds!
-Thanks to Lance for this
