Month: November 2012

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

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BarstoolSports: Two Chicks Giving BJs On The 6 Train In NYC [Very, Very, NSFW]

Brobible: Watch Alex Morgan Do Yoga

Buzzfeed: Derek Jeter Is Fat Now?

Guyism: Guy Who Won Powerball Played Kansas City Royals Player’s Numbers

TheChive: Boy That Escalated Quickly [Photos]

HuffPost: Father Uses Sexy Pics Of Daughter To Sell Car, Or Does He?

Egotastic!: Barbara Palvin Is Smokin’ Hot [Photos]

HappyPlace: Could This Be The Saddest Thing On Twitter?

COEDMagazine: Take A Look At How Big The Amazon Warehouse Actually Is

EliteDaily: Russian Youth Hockey Can’t Stop Brawling

Gothamist: Here’s The Lady Lindsay Lohan Punched Over A Boy Band Singer

Deadspin: Dutch Soccer Player Released From Team For Being A ‘Woods Pooper’

SitchNews: Drive-In Sex Booths Opening In Europe

This Woman’s Face Explains It All

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So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine:

Just Making Sure Everyone Saw Joe Johnson Make Paul Pierce Look Crippled Last Night

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Not a huge basketball fan…actually could care less about the sport but when I see shit like this go on in the NBA, it’s definitely worthy of a post. Paul Pierce looked like he’s turning 66-years old when he reached in on that Joe Johnson dribble. I feel like putting a dude on his ass like that plus making the shot is equivalent to a running back trucking a DB in the secondary for a TD, a hockey player dangling the shit out of a goalie, an outfielder robbing a hitter of a homerun, or a golfer eagle-ling a par 5. You get the idea. Hey Paul, here’s a rag. Wipe JJ’s splooge from your face!

2-Year Old Climbs Refrigerator To Grab His Toy; Amazing?

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Nothing to see here, just a 2-year old Spiderman-ing up his refrigerator to get a toy that pops was trying to hide from him. Or is that some kind of play area for the kid? Kind of like a nest where he stores all the random things he finds. Either way if you think this is real you’re out of your goddamn mind. It was hard to believe in the first place but then the extra toy he carries up on his back sealed the deal for me. As fake as this chick’s rogue ass cheek.

Canadian Sinkhole Swallows Land Under Train Tracks

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Sink holes have to be by far one of the scariest natural disasters. I mean one second you’re standing in your house and the next you’re falling into a massive hole in the ground. Just horrifying. The worst part is that you don’t know how deep or how big the hole is so just like this guy, you could be watching it and all the sudden become part of it. Here’s my personal list of the scariest disasters:

1. Tornado at nighttime  (F1? F5? Who knows cause you can’t see the goddamn thing! All you can do is listen and hope it doesn’t toss your ass into the neighboring state)

2. Tsunami (The warning systems for these things is less than 5 minutes. Not enough time for me to get down from my 11th floor NYC building and out of Manhattan. I’m fucked.)

3. Tidal Wave (All I think of when I hear tidal wave is that scene from Deep Impact when that massive wall of water is rushing toward the coastline. There’s nothing you can do if that really happened. You’re dead)

4. Sinkhole (No warning systems for these and if you’re lucky enough to experience one, hopefully you don’t fall into the middle of the Earth)

5. Landslide/Avalanche (Hear that rumbling noise? Feel everything shaking? Nope, not an earthquake. That’s half a mountain on it’s way to your front door to bury you alive. Maybe you’ll get rescued…if you don’t suffocate before then.)

‘Extreme Cougar Wives’ Is Not Something I Want To Watch But Probably Will

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I just got the chills you get when your whole body shakes in disgust. You know, like when you see a 70 something year old lady sucking face with a dude in his 20s. Yet another show on TV that I shouldn’t want to watch but probably will purely for the shock factor. Just like the sushi cologne that came out, I can’t believe there’s a market for these dried up ladies. I guess everyone’s got their thing but flabby tits and saggy asses ain’t mine.

After A Huge Brawl, Guy Gets Run Over By An Escalade [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

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Well, that Escalade-d quickly. Get it? See what I did there? Ah man, it’s been a long weekend but definitely longer for this guy who became part of a NYC street Friday night. Kind of hard to follow what’s going on in the whole melee but to drive up on the sidewalk and ruin your expensive Cadillac truck, then run someone over is bat shit crazy.

This Little Bastard Was The Only Person In The World Who Picked Baylor over K-State

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BAYLOR fans didn’t even pick their team over number 1 seeded Kansas State, yet 5-year old Braden Pape knew goddamn well that K-State was gonna blow it. This little man appeared on ESPN College Gameday Saturday morning and boldly predicted this upset in front of Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, and Kirk Herbstreit. All three analysis laughed at the kid when he made the pick and Corso gave his smug “not so fast” remark but Braden just sat their and smiled as if he knew something we all didn’t. And apparently he did. And if you think Little B was just picking teams based on colors, think again. He had stats and info to back up every pick. ESPN, get this kid a job!

Clip below is not the Baylor pick, but Lee Corso also calls the kid a midget.