"People watch from the safety of your phone"
When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.
Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.
Let’s put aside the fact that these things look like something my 12 year old sister put together in science class for a second. Which part of these drones are worth $35,000? That Kamikaze guidance system or the Captain Sully landing gear? No wonder these things have the accuracy of Shaq at the free throw line, they probably get picked off by the Taliban’s kids holding slingshots. What ever happened to these things:
Walking into the emergency room with your eyeball in your hand? Getting all your teeth knocked out? Possibly dying in the arena? This sport makes American football look like soccer. I mean Jesus Christ, all this for a white cow?? Imagine what they would do for a diamond studded Super Bowl ring! The JETS sure could use a number of these guys to become a relevant NFL team again. One-eyed Willy could replace Santonio Holmes and still have a more productive year, the ripped black dude would obviously replace Bart Scott, and this dude would stand in for Mark Sanchez as well as steal all his women.
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