"People watch from the safety of your phone"
This old man can play for my team any day! Totally not the reaction I was expecting. How awesome would it be to have a beer with this guy or better yet, split a doobie with? “Me and my girlfriend thought we were hallucinating. We just got this new pot.” It would not surprise me at all if his girlfriend is some 25 year old smoke show with daddy issues.
I can just hear that dog now, ‘Oh hell nawwww!’. Credit to the bitch for sticking around for the cum shot though…
A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.
No, these aren’t outtakes from Anchorman 2.
You’d think bus drivers around the world would have learned a lesson from the mortal combat finishing move that took place a couple weeks ago. Despite only defending himself, that bus driver was promptly fired with assault charges pressed against him. Well here we go again! This Baltimore bus driver was suspended from her job after tossing this teenager around like a rag doll. I have no idea what the back story is here but here’s the thing, if you’ve ever used a public bus to get from point A to point B you’d totally understand where these drivers are coming from. Imagine picking up bitchy teenagers all day who run their mouths and think they are the hottest shit since Gangnam Style. They nag the whole ride, complain about fares, and talk on their cell phones as if everyone on the bus is interested in their missed period. Now multiply that by Baltimore, add an 8 hour shift, and this is what you get 9 out of 10 times. Public Transportation: The Devil’s Chariot.
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