November 29, 2012 – SubwayCreatures

Just Making Sure Everyone Saw Joe Johnson Make Paul Pierce Look Crippled Last Night

November 29, 2012subwaycreatures

Not a huge basketball fan…actually could care less about the sport but when I see shit like this go on in the NBA, it’s definitely worthy of a post. Paul Pierce looked like he’s turning 66-years old when he reached in on that Joe Johnson dribble. I feel like putting a dude on his ass like that plus making the shot is equivalent to a running back trucking a DB in the secondary for a TD, a hockey player dangling the shit out of a goalie, an outfielder robbing a hitter of a homerun, or a golfer eagle-ling a par 5. You get the idea. Hey Paul, here’s a rag. Wipe JJ’s splooge from your face!

Here’s A PSA For All Of You Who Retrieve Soccer Balls From Power Plants

November 29, 2012subwaycreatures

Warning: Don’t break into power plants to retrieve orange soccer balls! And if your friend does, don’t go in to check on him!

2-Year Old Climbs Refrigerator To Grab His Toy; Amazing?

November 29, 2012subwaycreatures

Nothing to see here, just a 2-year old Spiderman-ing up his refrigerator to get a toy that pops was trying to hide from him. Or is that some kind of play area for the kid? Kind of like a nest where he stores all the random things he finds. Either way if you think this is real you’re out of your goddamn mind. It was hard to believe in the first place but then the extra toy he carries up on his back sealed the deal for me. As fake as this chick’s rogue ass cheek.