Christian Ponder And Samantha Steele Are Engaged, And It’s Back To The Drawing Board For Me

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Deadspin: It is confirmed, per Richard Deitsch. ESPN’s newest star, the lady who worked her way from being a ESPN Zone hostess to college football sideline reporter, is getting hitched to the Vikings’ second-year quarterback.

Goddamn it Christian Ponder! Give a man a chance! Sam Steele is on the scene for 2 seconds and you’re balls deep in the her. Next thing you know you’re throwing a ring on her finger and calling her Mrs. Ponder. But you know what, I’m gonna look at this optimistically. One less threat out for me. Sam I still see you and when your boy loses his starting job and you catch him bottoming out in Erin Andrews, don’t say I didn’t tell you so. The guy has Tiger Woods Syndrome written all over his face.

 

Another Day, Another Crazy On The 6 Train

 

Go to 2:10 for the good part

It’s been a crazy couple days down in the NYC subway. But it has to be absolutely terrifying to be on this train when Yokozuna is bull rushing through a crowd of people wielding a Bic in everyone’s face. And you gotta love the woman who tries to talk sense into this crazy like ‘don’t you have kids?’ You think that’s what was running through her head when she was searching through her bag for a shank and the best thing she could find was a pen? This is the 6 train during rush hour. Nope, no kids! Now bring that bitch front and center so I can fillet her like a fish!