June 17, 2013 – SubwayCreatures

This Is Exactly How I Feel This Monday Morning

June 17, 2013subwaycreatures

I had a wedding over the weekend which I’m pretty sure took years off my life and now it’s Monday morning and this is exactly how I feel.

Side note: Music couldn’t sync to this video any better.

Miss Utah Was Better Off Keeping Her Mouth Shut Last Night

June 17, 2013June 17, 2013subwaycreatures

Thank you Utah…for making my Monday morning more cringe worthy than it already was! For those of you who saw Miss South Carolina’s answer about stupid kids not being able to locate the US on a world map in 2007 have seen worse than this but this is why these chicks are in beauty pageants and not world leaders. Just keep smiling and looking hot and you’ll be fine, hun. Oh yea…you didn’t think she was getting out of this post without this treatment did you…?