June 18, 2013 – SubwayCreatures

MSN: Gary Thompson just made life harder for panhandlers. The Lexington, Ky., man is an alleged scammer, playing to the heartstrings of would-be do-gooders who can’t resist his act — that of a wheelchair-bound man with a mental disability. How good is he? He boasts he can make up to $100,000 a year. Thompson was “busted” by a TV station Monday shortly after police warned the public about his alleged scam. During a surreal nearly-nine-minute interview, Thompson fessed up, that aside from some difficulty walking due to a past motorcycle accident, he’s physically healthy and mentally sharp; he has a college degree in speech pathology. Thompson admitted “he’s really good” at gaming people and bragged about his con artist ways, declaring himself “the best in Lex.”

Get a load of this guy, huh? Represents everything wrong with America today. Also why I never give money to these people in the subway or the street. Seen this shit way too much. Sorry to those who are really homeless or handicapped but all it takes is one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Don’t get me wrong–if I have extra food on me and you’re begging, I’ll hand it over but don’t think for a second that you’re getting a dime out of me by crying me a sob story on the A train. You want to help these people then donate clothes to Salvation Army or money to homeless shelters.

DeadSpin: Kerry Rhodes is awfully tired of people thinking he’s gay. So tired, evidently, that he has claimed paternity of Kim Kardashian’s just-born daughter. Although we haven’t attended to it in two months or so, “Hollywood” Simpson, the former boyfriend of free-agent NFL safety Kerry Rhodes, has been releasing photos of their gay life together, apparently in hopes that Rhodes will acknowledge him. Some photos came out, Rhodes said he was straight, and then more photos came out. The latest batch, released last week, included the two on horseback (Hollywood calls them “the black Brokeback Mountain”) and in bed together. Rhodes has no choice but to up the ante. Here’s Bossip: Kerry Rhodes refuses to sashay out the closet. The alleged gay baller has recently been forwarding a text message to his NFL buddies claiming to have fathered Kim Kardashian’s baby girl. The message reads: Man this could be my baby!! I was fu**ing her the same time as K.West was lol!!!

I don’t think there’s been bigger denial of something since Michael Jackson tried to convince us his biological children came out with white skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. Just look at these pictures below. I’m pretty sure even Perez Hilton right now is like ‘oh damn that’s gay!’ I understand that being gay in the NFL will not be easy for Kerry Rhodes but when the proof is in the pudding (not pun intended), you gotta own up at some point. I also get that the list of potential fathers for Kim Kardashian’s baby is as long as the MLB biogenesis list, but trying to take credit for that is one hell of a cop-out. I’m not a religious man, Kerry, but I believe it was some guy in the Bible who said the truth shall set you free!