Archive for the ‘Awesome’ Category

DailyMail: The world’s most expensive motorhome has gone on sale in Dubai – made from solid gold and worth a cool £2 million. The space-age eleMMent Palazzo comes complete with a colossal master bedroom, 40-inch TV, on-board bar, fireplace and even its own rooftop terrace. But the most impressive piece of luxury is the ‘Sky Lounge’ – at the press of a button the 430ft home transforms into a personal retreat with pop up cocktail bar, underfloor heating and extravagant marble lighting. The success of the vehicle has been a hit among oil-rich Arab Sheikhs – the state-of-the-art homes even wash themselves after a day’s driving through the Middle Eastern desert. Although the 40ft vehicle comes in a stunning gold, it is also available in white. A spokesman for Marchi Mobile said: ‘People never fail to notice innovation, but rarely does the excitement for it last. ‘That is how it began for us. But now – after many years of development – we sparked a fire in luxury mobility. ‘The eleMMent series from Marchi Mobile is a new class within the premium segment of vehicles, targeted to enthuse lovers of the extraordinary. ‘Our goal has not only been to introduce a new line of luxury vehicles – but usher in a new era. This is done by a perfect masterpiece that sets itself apart at first sight.’ The private jet on wheels is designed to cater for businessmen on the road, wealthy families on their travels or global superstars on tour. Despite living space banishing stereotypical pokey caravans, the cost per sq ft comes at a pocket-busting premium – costing double the equivalent amount of some of London’s finest homes.

I swear to God these Arab motherfuckers have so much money they don’t know what to do with it. Like think about it, if you have $3 mil to spend on a motor home–when would you even use it if you have a private jet or yacht to take you around the world? This is probably just something they use to pick up the mail with at the end of their driveways. Stupid money.

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Gawker: Comedian Tells Twitter Followers To Play STD Prank On Parents, Results

Guyism: Man Attempts To Leap Frog Over Motorcycle; Fails

Barstool: Absolutely Nothing Worth Your Time

BroBible: Danny McBride Tells the Story of His Absinthe-Fueled New Orleans Bender With Craig Robinson

TheChive: Boy, That Escalated Quickly [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Bear Breaks Into Car Opening Door

DeadSpin: Little Kid Jumps In Front Of Hot Chick For Baseball

Egotastic!: Claudia Romani Is One To Check Out [PHOTOS]

ClipNation: Magic Trick Freaks Out Reporter

COEDMagazine: Jimmy Fallon Does Brian Williams Rap Cut Up

WorldStarHipHop: Aries Spears Nails Biggie, Snoop Dogg, And Method Man Impressions

WorldWideInterweb: Funniest Street Intersections Of All Time

EliteDaily: Pam Anderson Still Has It In Vogue Photo Shoot [NSFWish]

Mashable: Kid Gets Sick Of Xbox During House Arrest; Chooses Jail

HyperVocal: Reporter Gets Nose Bleed During Live TV

UpRoxx: John Stewart Handed Over The Daily Show To John Oliver Last Night

 

All I could do was laugh at some of these because of these crazy Russians’ reactions. Like I’m not sure if you know this but you just almost died, dude. Go buy a lottery ticket or something!

 

There are a few low-life things in this world like kicking a guy in the head when he’s already down or the classic sucker punch when someone isn’t looking. Then below all of that is trying to rob a cripple in broad daylight. Power move of the week comes in at the 0:44 mark when some random guy pulls a move straight out of Street Fighter. Only thing that would’ve made it better would be if he Hadouken’d this bitch.

 

 

Ultimate Fails Of May For Your Monday Morning

Posted: June 3, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Awesome, Dumb, Funny
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Man vs Water Cannon; Who Ya Got???

Posted: May 31, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Awesome, Funny
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Coulda used one of these Super Soakers when I was a kid. Oh how I wish there was a camera on the guy’s face who was operating that water cannon. When this Seaside Tony gave the “I’m here, come and get me” water cannon guy’s face musta looked something like mine when I saw my first pair of tits.

 

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Gawker: Dog Saved From Death After Leash Gets Stuck In Elevator Door

Guyism: Man Picks Fight, Is Possibly Worst Fighter Ever

Barstool: Little Kid Crying That His Father Won’t Let Him Root For The Yankees

BroBible: Get A Glimpse Of Heath Ledger’s Extremely Intricate ‘Joker Diary’ For The Dark Knight

TheChive: Objects We Desire; I Want That! [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Meet The Smallest Girl Alive

Gothamist: Bros Bring Patio Furniture On Subway During Rush Hour

WorldWideInterweb: Ultimate Dog Fail Compilation

Uproxx: MMA Fighter Gets Knocked Out In 4 Seconds

ClipNation: Painful Pull Up Bar Fail

COEDMagazine: National Spelling Bee Champion Doesn’t Give A Shit

EliteDaily: Reasons European Women Are Superior To American Women

Mashable: This Texting Prank Is Sure To Cause Relationship Problems

HyperVocal: $2.6 Million Worth Of Exotic Cars Burned Up In Bangkok Crash

 

Looks like it’s just one of those days where if you’re a female you absolutely hate CSC–or love it, I dunno. Nothing really discreet about this and performing oral on a chick in public is one of the hardest tasks to hide. Trust me I know. Nope, no I don’t. But I know this guy, and him and her got it on whoooooooeeeeeee! Nope. They were arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure.

(via Guyism) Jamcooler.com: The JamCooler is a premium wheeled cooler with an integrated high-end sound system. Featuring a 600 watt JBL marine sound system with 10 hours of battery life per charge and full wireless audio control through Bluetooth, the JamCooler is not your typical cooler. The telescoping handle extends 24″ from the cooler allowing you to easily wheel the cooler around even when fully loaded with beverages and ice. Prepare yourself to be the life of the party with the ultimate in portable sound for the outdoors.

 

As the “squids” over at Barstool say, I need this thing and I needed it yesterday. I swear I throw this merch up like they pay me to do it but I’ll tell ya right now that’s not the case (anyone at JamCooler feel free to send me one). Throw the $450 price aside, this thing looks like a must have for the summer. You can’t beat a 600 watt sound system coming from a cooler filled with booze with a 10 hour battery life and Bluetooth capability. All we need now is to make this one of those riding coolers with a motor. Carry that over into your football tailgate season along with the stripper pole trailer hitch and you my friend, are in business!

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