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EliteDaily: Drunk Girl Knocks Herself Out On Closed Door

Gawker: Jimmy Fallon Takes Supermodel Miranda Kerr’s Flip Cup Virginity

Guyism: Here’s Kim Kardashian Sunbathing Topless And Showing Off Her Butt

BroBible: Dallas Stars’ Tyler Seguin Let A Dude Hit A Tee Shot Off His Crotch

TheChive: Here Are 64 Things To Never Say On Tinder

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DailyMail: Of The 298 People Dead From Yesterdays Plane Crash, 80 Were Children

WorldWideInterweb: 50 Funniest Russian Dating Website Photos

Uproxx: Tim McGraw Slapped A Woman In The Face At His Concert

Popoholic: Candice Swanepoel Did A Shoot For An Energy Drink And It’s HOT

COED: Yes, This Happened! [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: News Anchor Covering Plane Crash Is Trolled By Caller

NYTimes: Intercepted Audio Of Ukraine Separatists Acknowledging They Shot Plane Down

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Gawker: Berkley Will Give Out Free Pot To Those In Need

Guyism: ‘I Just Fugged My Boss’ Is Not Something You Say On Live TV

BroBible: The Dominos Pizza Prank Is Pretty Hilarious

TheChive: Daily Morning Awesomeness [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Major Buzzkill News For Your Party In The Hamptons

Deadspin: Beer Vendor Catches Foul Ball In Bucket, Denies Greedy Lady

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COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Guy Tries Swinging On Trannies But Gets Rocked Hard

WorldWideInterweb: The 25 Most Awkward USA Family Photos

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NBC: Hurricane Arthur Is Here Just In Time To Fuck Up Our 4th

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TIME: Paul Rudd Helps Couple Share The News That They Are ‘Knocked Up’

Viralnova: You’ll Never Be Able To Explain These 20 Absurd Accidents [PHOTOS]

 

 

 

There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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Gawker: Kids Sword Fight With Giant Dildos In New Gun Safety PSA

Guyism: Lion Cub Gets Head Stuck In Buffalo’s Ass

BroBible: You’ll Never Hear Anything Dumber Than This Girl In A Bikini Talk About Sports

TheChive: Dream Houses, So Close, Yet So Far [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Old Man’s Wife Flips Car; He Sees Photo Op

Concourse: Pat Sajak Asks Gay Contestant About The Woman In His Life

Gothamist: Shia LaBeouf Escorted Out Of NYC Cabaret Show In Handcuffs, Crying

Uproxx: If You’re Going To Lose In Jeopardy, Do It Like This Guy

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: ATM Robbery Prank In The Hood Is Pretty Hilarious

WorldWideInterweb: 20 Of The Funniest Baby Pictures Recreated [PHOTOS]

EliteDaily: The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is Pulling Up Their Dresses During Pictures [PHOTOS]

HyperVocal: Nancy Grace Tells Father His Son Has Been Found On Live TV…In His Basement

Distractify: 38 Warning Signs That Prove Humans Are The Worst [PHOTOS]

Viralnova: 29 Of The Most Clever Snapchats Ever Taken [PHOTOS]

 

 

 

I mean they asked nicely multiple times and then you’re gonna square up with one of them? Then swing at the officer too? Just step off the train, say your peace and this could’ve all been avoided. Instead you’re spending the night in jail and face time behind bars. Pretty sure in Colombia they would’ve been shot on spot.

Side note: Gotta love the off duty cop who still wants in on the action

 

 

 

Pair of shorts? Check. Two t-shirts? Check. Sunglasses? Check. OK, ready to hit 40MPH on a longboard behind a pickup truck. The fact that I’m still feeling sore from throwing a football this past weekend and this asshole was able to walk off rolling down the street like a tumbleweed pisses me off to no end.

 

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Gawker: Drunk Bullfight Assistant Lets Bull Into Crowd; Chaos Ensues

Guyism: Insane Police Chase Ends Up On Golf Course

BroBible: A Photographic Timeline Of The Declining Health Of Lil Terrio

TheChive: Boy, That Escalated Quickly [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Man Wears Mentos Suit And Jumps Into Tank Full Of Diet Coke

Deadspin: Matt Joyce Hits Ball Into Pitching Machine And It Spits It Right Back At Him

Gothamist: Billion Dollar Revel In Atlantic City May Be Shutting Down Already

DailyMail: Ever Wonder What Irina Shayk Looks Like Without Makeup?

Uproxx: Kings Fan Faceplants On Ice HARD

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Belly Flop Fail Compilation

EliteDaily: This Flight Attendant Makes Sure Nothing Is Ordinary Before Takeoff

HyperVocal: French Bulldogs Dancing To EDM

Viralnova: These Facts About The Human Body Will Blow Your Mind

 

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Gawker: Mila Kunis Doesn’t Want Ashton Kutcher To See Her “Shredded” Vagina

Guyism: Ken Duke With An Amazing Par Save

BroBible: This Woman Got Her Vibrator Stuck Somewhere Physically Impossible

TheChive: Some Facebook Statuses Are Worth Reading [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Man Sues Hospital After Surgery Shortens His Dick

Deadspin: College Baseball Coach Has Violent, Profane Meltdown In Locker Room

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COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Chick Shows Painted Tits To Show Love For Ronaldo [NSFW]

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate NBA Finals Compilation

EliteDaily: England Actually Sold The ‘Borat’ Swimsuit For The World Cup

HyperVocal: O-Cup Woman Uses Corset To Look Like Jessica Rabbit

Uproxx: Where Are They Now? Supporting Cast From ‘Dumb and Dumber’

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Viralnova: I Knew Advertisements Lied…But This Is Crazy

 

 

 

Reason #3,241 NOT to have kids. I don’t know if this woman is his mother or not but I’m blaming her for this shit. Kid needs to be cracked in the face for this behavior. Nothing wrong with flexing a little muscle every now and then. Even the guy off camera knew the kid must be on some kind of meds. And if he really did take his medication today, then I think we need to up the dosage, stat!

 

 

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Gawker: 2 Dead, Three Injured Getting Cell Phone Out Of Toilet

Guyism: Man Kicks Garbage Can; Gets Instant Karma

BroBible: Lions Mating Are Just Like Humans…In A Way

TheBerry: Funny People On Public Transportation [I Wonder Where They Got These Photos!]

TheChive: Life Is Short, Might As Well Have Some Fun [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Plane Almost Lands On Sunbather

Deadspin: NBA Players Union Calls No A/C Completely Unacceptable

Gothamist: Chelsea Subway Stabbing May Be Linked To Other Stabbings

Egotastic!: Nina Agdal Shows Off Some Hot Summer Swimsuits

WorldWideInterweb: The 50 Greatest Selfies Of All Time

Uproxx: The Ultimate Nicolas Cage Prank

Tastefully Offensive: Ultimate Fails For The Month Of May

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

COED: The 70 Most Sexually Awkward Pics In Sports History

WorldStarHipHop: Man Drops N Word; Gets Dropped

EliteDaily: Man Hits Soccer Player With Paper Airplane From Upper Deck

HyperVocal: 31-Year Old Man Has 91-Year Old Girlfriend

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