Archive for the ‘Dumb’ Category

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Gothamist: Let’s Talk About Last Night’s Spectacular Subway Meltdown

Gawker: Good Son Obeys Mom’s No Porn Policy And Jerks Off In Backyard

Guyism: The Slinky Master: How To Protect Your Virginity Forever

BroBible: Man Gets DUI And Says His Breath Smells Like Booze From Beer Battered Fish

TheChive: Kids Are The Most Destructive Force On The Planet [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Meet The Man With 203 ‘The Simpsons’ Tattoos

Deadspin: Soccer Player Survives Lightning Strike

Egotastic: Kate Upton Is Once Again The Cover Of Sports Illustrated [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: What If Tinder Made An eHarmony Commercial

Yababoon: The Best Russian Fails of 2014 Compilation

COED: The Most Inappropriate Christmas Ornaments Of All Time [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Ratchetness Of Another Level; Chick Gets Hair Straightened With A Clothing Iron

WorldWideInterweb: The 50 Funniest Daytime Talk Show Captions Ever [PHOTOS]

EliteDaily: Man Uses Tinder To Hitchhike 7,500 Miles Across America

Distractify: The Debate About Boobs vs Butts Has Just Been Settled By PornHub

Viralnova: 17 Shocking Employee Confessions About Places You Frequently Visit

 

 

 

This is hands down the blackest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like a ‘yo mama’ contest that somehow turns into a freestyle session in ChiTown. Subtitles would’ve been nice but that’s probably asking for too much.

 

 

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Cracked: 54 Great Movies Combined To Make 27 Amazing Ones

TastefullyOffensive: Ultimate Animals Fail Compilation

CelebJihad: New Unreleased Kim Kardashian Playboy Photos [NSFW]

Gawker: NYC Protesters Shut Down Traffic For Second Night In A Row

Guyism: 46 Of The Funniest Photos On The Internet

Brobible: Inflatable Blimp Crashes Into Stands At Blazers Game

TheChive: This Russian Twerk Video Is All You Need Today [NSFWish]

HuffPost: Hockey Player Manages To Say “Meow” 7 Times During Interview

Deadspin: It’s Fun To Watch Kyrie Irving Make People Look Dumb

Gothamist: Brooklyn Now The Most Unaffordable Place To Buy A Home In America

Egotastic: Emily Ratajkowski And Nina Agdal Looking Hot In Miami

Uproxx: All NFL Teams Logos As Dicks [PHOTOS]

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Guy Splitting Heads With Shovel During Neighborhood Brawl [Warning: Graphic]

WorldWideInterweb: 20 Female Celebrities Whole Look Like Other Male Celebrities

EliteDaily: This Dancing Girl Brings Joy To Everyone On The Subway Platform

Distractify: 25 Awkward Statements Guaranteed To Ruin A First Date Immediately

Viralnova: 25 Hangover Cures From Around The World That Will Make You Put Your Beer Down

Man Slaps Himself In The Head And Tries To Blame It On Police

Posted: December 2, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb

 

Partly why I think cops everywhere should be equipped with cameras nowadays. As long as you’ve got nut jobs like this guy walking around it’s always good to know someone has a camera-phone out.

 

 

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Gawker: Ferret Attempts Jump From Table; Wait For It!

BroBible: 41 Of The Best Damn Photos On The Internet

TheChive: Meet Milana Vayntrub, The Hot Chick From The AT&T Commercials [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Toronto Couple Caught Having Sex On Streetcar

Deadspin: Joakim Noah Has No Patience For Your Goddamn Flopping

Gothamist: Buffalo Officials Fear Flooding And Collapsed Roofs After Storm

Egotastic: Latin Beauties Show Up At The Latin Grammy Awards

Uproxx: Man Tries To Conceal Boner With Uptuck Trick; Fails Miserably

CollegeHumor: Kid Comes Home To Find His Father Doing This…

COED: Watch A Fake Drug Deal Go Down On Live TV

WorldStarHipHop: Chick Giving Head In The Public For Hair Gel [NSFW]

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Winter Fails Compilation

EliteDaily: Man’s Prosthetic Arm Malfunctions And Goes In ‘Masturbation Mode’

Distractify: Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves Never Gets Old

Viralnova: These 5 Modern Urban Legends Will Chill You To The Bone

 

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Gawker: Horny Nudist Has No Regrets About Naked Subway Ride

Guyism: How To Piss Off Your Neighbors In 15 Seconds [Fireworks Fail]

BroBible: Guy Leaves Angry Letter To Neighbor Who Fucks All Night

TheChive: Daily Afternoon Randomness [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Parents Believe 4-Year Old Son Is Reincarnated Marine

Deadspin: Steph Curry Hits A 40-Foot Shot In Warmups From The Tunnel

Egotastic: Colleen Shannon Uses Her Jugs To Sell Expensive Water [NSFWish]

WorldWideInterweb: Funniest Double Take Pictures Of All Time

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Crackhead On Chicago Bus Talks Gibberish To Everyone

EliteDaily: ‘The Godfather’ House Is For Sale And…Wow [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: Can Someone Please Explain This Fake Punt By Cal Last Night?

Distractify: The Snowflake Regatta Couldn’t Have Gone Worse All Around

Viralnova: Miraculously, These People Survived Some Terrible Accidents

 

 

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Gawker: Train employees discovered a man on fire this weekend after he apparently accidentally electrocuted himself while train surfing in Connecticut. According to reports Metro-North employees discovered Brian McClellen, 21, burning on top of a Manhattan-bound commuter train when the power suddenly shut off around 5 am Sunday. McClellen had reportedly been enjoying a long train-surfing session when he was suddenly electrocuted by a mechanical arm called a pantograph, which transfers electrical currents from overhead lines to the train.Greenwich police told reporters they believe there may have been an explosion when McClellen was electrocuted. Metro-North employees had to use fire extinguishers to rescue the 21-year-old, who was transported to a burn unit and remains in critical condition. “Subway surfing is simply one of the dumbest things you can do,” reports common sense and an MTA spokesperson.

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Gawker: This Hilarious, Endless Video Is Made To Confuse Stoners At 4AM

Guyism: Guy On Drugs Raves In Middle Of Traffic

BroBible: This Laughing Owl Is All You Need Today

TheChive: High School Kicker Boots Amazing 67-Yard Field Goal

HuffPost: New Discovery Channel Show Will Air Man Being Swallowed By Anaconda

Deadspin: Blazers Fan’s Half-Court Shot Was Ridiculously Terrible

Egotastic: Patricia Jordane’s Half Naked Photoshoot In Paris [NSFWish]

WorldWideInterweb: Redneck Glamour Shots [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: Man Totally Loses His Shit Over Losing A Parking Spot

EverythingIsTerrible: The Greatest One Man Dance Party Ever

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Some Kind Of New Quadrofoil Boat Is Here

EliteDaily: Shocking Photos Reveal What Stress Does To Your Face

Distractify: 40 Mundane Things Way More Deadly Than Sharks

Viralnova: This Guy Made His Dream Tree House And It’s Unreal

 

 

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Gawker: This Year’s Most Offensive Halloween Costumes [PHOTOS]

Guyism: Who Knew Llamas Were So Horny

BroBible: The Ultimate Fails Compilation Of October

TheChive: This Is Why Men Look Forward To Halloween Every Year [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: 11 Of The Scariest Creatures In The Animal Kingdom

Deadspin: Little Kid At Giants Parade Yells ‘Fuck Her Right In The Pussy’

Egotastic: Paris Hilton Dressed Up For Halloween

Uproxx: The Goriest Fights In MMA History [GRAPHIC]

WorldWideInterweb: The Funniest Slutty Halloween Costume Memes [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Man Celebrates Paying His Last Alimony Bill

EliteDaily: Father And Son Die Hours Apart, Side By Side, After Both Battled Cancer

HyperVocal: Dad Of The Year Makes Halloween Costume For Disabled Son

Distractify: 30 Clever Inventions That Should Be Everywhere Now

Viralnova: These Awesome Experiences Are SO Expensive, You’ll Probably Never Have Them

 

 

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Gawker: Utah Man Shot And Killed By SWAT After Calling Suicide Hotline

Guyism: This Guy Claims To Have The Secret To A Healthy Relationship

BroBible: Men Finally Have A “Holding In Your Fart” Story That’ll Make You Not Hold It In Anymore

TheChive: We All Have Photos We’d Like To Forget [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Man Accidentally Texts ‘You Got Weed?’ To His Probation Officer

Deadspin: Chargers Player Gets Concussion During Last Night’s Game, Has Seizure, And Now Retiring

Gothamist: SUV Driver Who Purposely Hit Cyclist Gets $250 Fine

Egotastic: Abigail Ratchford’s Cleavetastic Photoshoot

HappyPlace: 15 Guys Who Are Worse At Photoshopping Their Muscles Than Building Them [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: Boston Bruins Fan Rides Railing And BUSTS Her Ass

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Man Slaps ‘I Don’t Stop For Cops’ Sticker On Cop Car; Instant Karma

WorldWideInterweb: It’s Time For Your Friday Morning Photo Orgy

EliteDaily: Cat Gets Put On Life-Saving IV Drip Of Half Liter Of Vodka

Distractify: 12 Differences Between Your Birthday As A Kid vs As An Adult

Viralnova: People Actually Found These Terrifying Creatures Living Inside Them