DailyMail: A father who rigged up a video camera in his kitchen to capture ghosts he thought were haunting his house accidentally caught his girlfriend making love to his teenage son instead. Convinced his home had been overrun by supernatural spirits, the man, from Tasmania, Australia, set up the camcorder in his kitchen, pressed record and went to work. But when he returned to view the footage his paranoia turned to horror as he watched his partner of 11 years enter the room and begin canoodling with his 16-year-old son. The 28-year-old woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, pleaded guilty at Australia’s Supreme Court to five counts of sex with a minor, claiming she hadn’t realised 16 was below the age of consent. The court heard how the affair began when she went into her de facto stepson’s bedroom weeks earlier to discuss his driving lessons. But the conversation soon turned to tickling, then kissing, cuddling and sex, the court heard. She later took the boy upstate where they had sex several times in a hotel room. The boy’s father was so angry when he saw the pair petting in his haunted kitchen, he confronted his partner about what he had seen but she downplayed it as an innocent cuddle. But his son told a different story, admitting they had had sex on several occasions. The man called the police and his girlfriend was duly arrested. The court heard the woman was ashamed and embarrassed by her actions and had tried to repair the broken relationship. However, her lawyer Steve Chopping told the courtroom: ‘She accepts this is not a relationship which can or will continue.’ Justice David Porter remanded the woman in custody and will sentence her on Monday. The case continues.
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Tags: australia, cheating, Paranormal Activity, tasmania, Video camera
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DailyMail: Laura Fernee says her good looks are so powerful they are ruining her life – and have forced her to quit her job. The 33-year-old science graduate says her slim figure and pretty face attracted unwanted attention from her male colleagues. She also claims she has been ostracised by other women in the workplace who are jealous of her beauty. Miss Fernee now lives off her wealthy parents after quitting her £30,000 job in scientific research two years ago. She said her appearance meant she was constantly harassed and bullied, and has decided work ‘just isn’t for her’. Yesterday, she said: ‘I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo. The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment. It’s not my fault … I can’t help the way I look. ‘Male colleagues were only interested in me for how I looked. I wanted them to recognise my achievements and my professionalism but all they saw was my face and body.’ She said men left ‘romantic gifts’ on her desk and she was ‘constantly asked out’, which she found ‘sleazy’. ‘Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no make-up they still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness. There was nothing I could do to stop it,’ she added. Miss Fernee studied science and medical research to doctorate level and began working in a laboratory in 2008. But she said she was forced to quit three years later because of the treatment she received. She said: ‘They [other women] assumed because I was pretty, I was stupid, so didn’t take me seriously at first and, because of their own insecurities, were jealous of my looks. ‘Then when they realised I was very good at my job, possibly better than them, they hated me even more.’ Miss Fernee’s parents – Catherine, 65, and Alan, 70 – inherited money from Laura’s grandfather, and now pay £2,000 a month in rent and bills for her flat in Notting Hill, London, as well as picking up her credit card payments. They also shell out £1,500 a month for her designer clothes, shoes and handbags, and £700 on haircuts. Miss Fernee pays £80 a week to work out at the gym and spends £1,000 a month on socialising. She said her critics were ‘underestimating just what a curse good looks can be in the workplace’.
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TheChive: You Can’t Explain That [PHOTOS]
ClipNation: Motorcycle Stunt Fail
Tags: fail, compilation, trampoline, bounce, jump
Tags: army, China, chinese, fail, Grenade, throw, woman
I’m picturing this is what a Johan Santana fastball looks like these days. This Chinese woman just set females everywhere back about 10 years. I get that she’s no Dottie Hensen but never has ‘you throw like a girl’ been so stereotypically correct. Hey China, how about you give her a dummy grenade to throw and see what kind of arm she’s workin’ with first?
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Tags: amanda bynes, farrah abraham, floyd mayweather, Reese Witherspoon, Robert Guerrero, Water polo
BroBible: Water Polo Hand Shake Causes Skirmish
Barstool: This RIT Staircase Is A Mind Fuck
HuffPost: Sex Toy Racing In Vegas
DeadSpin: Angels Game Was Delayed Because Of Bees
Tags: BearGrylls, bite, fer de lance, Foot, man vs wild, snake, Steve Rankin, viper
DeadSpin: Steve Rankin, the producer of Bear Grylls’s reality show who now possesses this disgusting zombie foot, says this was done to him by a Fer De Lance snake, which Wikipedia calls “the ultimate pit viper.”
Never liked Bear Grylls and I was always a bigger fan of Survivorman. Once I found out that Bear and his crew didn’t actually sleep in the wild and do half the crazy things they said I lost a lot of respect. I can just picture that cocky sonofabitch fucking around with this viper which was minding it’s own business when it took a chunk out of the producer’s foot. That’s the penalty of working with this D-Bag. Now you’ve got a patch of skin stapled to your foot like a goddamn Boy Scout badge and an exposed ankle that clearly the doctors forgot about. I hope it at least made for some good TV…
Tags: bull, cracker day, Florida, gore, trampled, Volusia County Florida, WESH
Safe to say that we can relate this sport to NASCAR and acrobat plane shows. People watch for that 1 out of 10 times that something goes wrong. No one wants to see someone successfully grab the money ticket off the bull’s horn. They want to see a woman get gored, trampled, and left face down in the mud to die. Unfortunately this lady lived with a dislocated shoulder, broken rib, and gored arm but there’s always next year.
Tags: amanda bynes, Frank Caliendo, Mel Kiper, michael buble, nfl draft, Vida Guerra
Gawker: Kitten Sex Prompts Call To Cops
Youtube: Frank Caliendo As Mel Kiper Jr.
HuffPost: Woman Trespasses Doggy Style
Egotastic!: Vida Guerra In Her Bikini Is A Must See
Hypervocal: Gymnast Does Superhuman Backflips
COEDMagazine: When Was The Last Time Joe Namath Was Sober?