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Tough Guy Pussies Out When Cops Board Train

Posted: January 27, 2015 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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And here is the exact moment you realize this Captain Phillips motherfucker had warrants out for his arrest. Just painful to watch. ‘Tell your girl she is beautiful. Tie my bracelet again.’ Guy went from bully to coward in the snap of a finger. Props to the white guy cause you know he’s not built for this shit and was just dealing with a rough situation the best he could in front of his girl.

 

 

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And Yet Another Video About ‘ManSpreading’

Posted: January 8, 2015 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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HuffPost: Apparently, taking up too much space on the subway (a.k.a. “manspreading”) is only socially acceptable when men do it. Mic editor Liz Plank and Mic account executive Nick Heitz took to the New York City subways to see how people reacted when a woman manspreads. They found that people were not too comfortable with a woman manspreading, but seemed very accustomed to a man taking up multiple seats with his wide-legged stance. While manspreading, Plank received numerous stares, and a random dude even snapped a picture of her splayed legs with his phone. There was little reaction to Heitz, who had his legs and briefcase spread authoritatively across three seats. (Though towards the end of the video, a few women politely asked him to move his bag.) The experiment was created in light of a petition written by men’s rights activists claiming that men need to take up more space due to the “testicles between [their] legs” and that anti-manspreading campaigns are “male-bashing.” This is just one of a long list of bizarre and sexist arguments MRAs often use against feminist efforts. The manspreading phenomenon has been discussed at length in projects such as “Move The Fuck Over, Bro” and “Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train,” prompting the NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority to launch a campaign encouraging everyone to be more courteous on the subways. Plank explains in the video how collectively standing up to manspreading can empower us all. So, to all you manspreaders out there: Some manners and a little self-awareness goes a long way.

 

Volcanic lightning. Northern Lights. Those are examples of phenomenons worth talking about–not men sitting on the subway with their legs open. See what happens when you ask someone to move their stuff or move over? Most of the time they just do it because let’s be honest, no one wants drama on the subway. So enough of making a big deal about this “phenomenon.” Sack up everyone!

 

 

Film Crew Takes To The Subway To Discuss ‘Manspreading’

Posted: December 19, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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How desperate is this story?? Manspreading?! Are you serious?! People are getting paid for this? I’d love to see the edited footage of how many guys told this woman to shove her tape measure up her ass and fuck off. Manspreading. Thanks for that award winning piece of journalism Gothamist. Making people measure the distance between their legs to tell them they are taking up too much space on the subway. Absolutely love the guy who is tired as fuck from work and was like I’m probably acting like an asshole but please get that fucking microphone out of my face. I now feel like an asshole for reposting as many of their stories as I do. Manspreading…

 

 

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This is hands down the blackest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like a ‘yo mama’ contest that somehow turns into a freestyle session in ChiTown. Subtitles would’ve been nice but that’s probably asking for too much.

 

 

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Man Slaps Himself In The Head And Tries To Blame It On Police

Posted: December 2, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb

 

Partly why I think cops everywhere should be equipped with cameras nowadays. As long as you’ve got nut jobs like this guy walking around it’s always good to know someone has a camera-phone out.