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Trains must not run that often in Australia because no one seemed nervous nor anxious to get these two back on the platform. Or maybe they actually were hoping for a train to come while they were down there?

 

 

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Subway Platform Fight Almost Ends In Tragedy

Posted: August 12, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Anyone else have extreme anxiety when they were flopping around that platform and you could hear the train rolling up in the background? Intense shit right there!

 

 

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Aunt Joni Might Need Face Surgery After This Epic Fail

Posted: August 4, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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“What’s that? Watch Aunt Joni die???” Well maybe not die but at least get her wig split on the edge of the dock. That bike looked like it did everything in its power to avoid going straight:

 

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Some Guy Farted On The Train; Here’s Everyone’s Reaction

Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.

 

 

Drunk Girl Eats Chips Off Floor Of MetroNorth Train

Posted: July 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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So yesterday I tossed up a video of a woman eating a hotdog off the floor of the NYC subway. Now we have this drunk specimen collecting chips off the floor and stuffing her mouth on the MetroNorth. I guess these people don’t visit the site or Instagram page enough to see the kind of shit that happens on these trains.

 

 

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There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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