Archive for the ‘Dumb’ Category



Gawker: Vice Principal Rescued From Sunken Ferry Found Hanged

Guyism: Man Involuntarily Vomits Whenever He Sees Kim Kardashian Semi-Naked

BroBible: European Golfer Jumps Into Pond After Being Stung 20 Times By Hornet

TheChive: Daily Morning Awesomeness [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Tokyo Just Opened Its First Masturbation Bar

Deadspin: Watch The Yankees Turn A Triple Play Last Night

Gothamist: Here’s A Followup Video Of The Guy Who Was Run Over By That Subway Train

WorldWideInterweb: 20 Most Awkward Easter Photos Ever

COED: Yes, This Happened! [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Too Far? Men Jokingly Kidnap Kids In Park To Raise Awareness

EliteDaily: Where The F Did This Ghost Car In Russia Come From?!

HyperVocal: Boy Reported Missing; Police Find Out He Only Existed On Facebook

Uproxx: Teen Trying To Take Selfie Gets Booted In Head By Train Engineer

Distractify: 25 Mesmerizing Tree Houses You Won’t Believe Exist [PHOTOS]

Viralnova: 21 Food Hacks That Will Change Everything About Food For You



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Gawker: Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed By Police

Guyism: Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Spot; Talks About It On His Show

BroBible: Drake Dresses In Disguise And Asks People What They Think Of Drake On Kimmel

TheChive: Daily Morning Awesomeness [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Woman Mugged On TV While Giving Interview About Street Crime

Deadspin: Yankees Pitcher Michael Pineda Cheated Last Night And No One Cares

Gothamist: Woman Throws Coffee In Woman’s Face Then Punches Her On The F Train

Egotastic!: Happy Early Birthday Alessandra Ambrosio [PHOTOS]

WorldWideInterweb: The 50 Funniest Colbert Report Captions Of All Time [PHOTOS]

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: When Trying To Get A Girl Horny Backfires [SFW]

EliteDaily: Boyfriend Makes Funny Vines Of Scaring Girlfriend

HyperVocal: What Happens When You Fly Your Homemade Plane Into Indonesian Airspace

Distractify: 17 Terrifying Things Every Thrillseeker Needs To Do In Their Life

Viralnova: These 32 People Had ONE Job…And Failed Miserably [PHOTOS]





Gawker: James Franco Admits To Hitting On A Teenager On Instagram

Guyism: Drunk Student Destroys Spa And Eats All Of Their Hot Pockets

BroBible: Guy Uncontrollably Vomiting On Medal Stand At State Speech Competition

TheChive: 30 Things That Happen In Every Movie But Never In Reality [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Girl Poses On Dead Shark; Prompts Dead Shark Warnings

DeadSpin: Matt Adams Shoves Fan During Foul Ball

Gothamist: Manhattan Bus Crashes Into Building

DailyMail: How To Order Secret Off-Menu Items At Fast Food Chains

Uproxx: Fails Of The Week [COMPILATION]

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Mama Gettin Down To The Ying Yang Twins

WorldWideInterweb: Ultimate Public Access TV Pranks Compilation

EliteDaily: Skydiver Narrowly Misses Getting Hit By Meteorite

Hypervocal: Watch A Girl In A Bikini Get Tasered

Distractify: 33 Of The Funniest Sidewalk Chalkboard Restaurant Signs [PHOTOS]

TIME: Watch A Dog Run Face First Into Couch In Slow Motion

Viralnova: 25 Perfect But Not Perfect Answers Kids Put On Tests




Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?



Gawker: There’s A Toe Sucker On The Loose In North Carolina’s Walmarts

Guyism: Baby Lamb Born With Two Heads And 3 Eyes

BroBible: Student Has Figured Out Going To Class And Watching The Tournament

TheChive: Fuck!!!! [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Woman Shows Up Naked And Drunk To Visit Husband In Jail

Deadspin: Man Videobombs News Reporter By Fondling His Guts

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Mother Keeps It Real; Punches Daughter In Face

WorldWideInterweb: And The Award For Best News Headline Of The Year Goes To…

EliteDaily: Daughter Pranks Mom With Hilarious AutoCorrect Phone Trick

HyperVocal: This Whole Louis C.K. And Bradley Cooper Thing Is Bizarre

Uproxx: 6 Fun Facts You Didn’t Know About ‘I Love You, Man’ That Just Came Out

Distractify: 37 Brilliant People Breaking Rules In The Funniest Way Possible

TIME: Pepsi Pranks Commuters With Awesome Projection Screen

Viralnova: The 25 Greatest Photobombs Ever [PHOTOS]

Ah Fuck It…Here’s A Link To The March Madness Games!





Has everyone heard this story? Playboy model Liz Dickson allowed comedian Kevin Klein to drive a golf ball teed up off her ass and sure enough, he stubbed the shot. Now Dickson is suing for $500,000 for pain and suffering claiming it took $33,000 to treat the injury. Look, I get that it was probably really painful and Liz is now out of work until that bowling ball sized bruise is gone, but did no one have her sign a waiver prior to doing this? She’s the idiot who let an amateur golfer stuff a tee down her ass and whack a golf ball. And if you’re the comedian, how did you not see this coming a mile away. Of course she’s going to sue you after this. She was probably gonna do it either way despite the outcome. This is ‘Murica damnit.

In other news they still haven’t found this goddamn plane.





Gawker: Police Close Street To Search For Man’s Missing Penis

Guyism: Jen Selter Did An Ass Shoot For Vanity Fair [SFW]

Barstool: Lady Gaga Had Some Chick Throw Up On Her Last Night

Brobible: Pole-Dancing Robots Are Here

TheChive: The Weekend Is Here, Now I Just Don’t Give A Fuck [PHOTOS]

Deadspin: Richard Sherman Can’t Stop Fighting NFLers On Twitter

Gothamist: Man Arrested For Offering To Shoot People For 100 RTs On Twitter

DailyMail: Was Malaysian Airplane Hijacked And flown For Five Hours After Falling Off Radar?

Egotastic!: Camille Rowe Covered Topless For Victoria’s Secret [NSFWish]

SomeEcards: 26 Facebook Life Events That Should Totally Exist

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Girl Gets Smashed In Head With Stool During Fight

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Redhead Fail Compilation

EliteDaily: ‘Game of Thrones’ Actors Reveal Other Characters On Show They Would Like To Play

HyperVocal: 8 Cop Partners For Brad Pitt If ‘True Detectives’ Rumors Are True

Uproxx: Jimmy Kimmel Tricks Hipsters Into Liking Fake Bands

Distractify: 15 Of The Strangest Things You Can Buy In Bulk On Amazon

TIME: Kindergartener Gets Bussed To Wrong School; Goes Along With It





Gawker: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Nails Reenacting ‘Dennis Goes To The Dentist’

Guyism: College Fan Runs Onto Court To Attack Hawaii Coach

BroBible: Meet ESPNs Latest Smokeshow Sideline Reporter Britt McHenry

TheChive: Angry Neighbor Notes Are Bitter But Usually Essential [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Snake Swallows Croc Whole [PHOTOS]

DeadSpin: LeBron Shutdown By Spurs; Finally Decides To Blame Mask And Sleeves

Gothamist: Man Lays Down In Front Of NYC Subway Train; Killed Immediately

Egotastic!: Kate Usmanova Is Something To Gawk At On The Beach [NSFWish]

Uproxx: Best Fails Of The Week

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Introducing The Future Of America…We’re Fucked!

WorldWideInterweb: Awkward Nightclub Photos Compilation

EliteDaily: Man Wakes Friend Up With A Laser And Husky

HyperVocal: Woman Found Dead In Her Home After 5 Years

Distractify: Father Takes Awesome Pics Of Kids [PHOTOS]

Viralnova: 22 Brilliant Things You Never Thought Of Yet Makes So Much Sense

HuffPost: 32 Heart-Stopping Moments You Only Want A Camera To Capture





Gawker: Bitcoin Kingpin Admits Everyone’s Money Is Gone

Guyism: The 7 Weirdest Ways To Increase Your Sex Drive

Barstool: Kim Kardashian Got Paid 500k To Go On A Date With An Old Guy Who Brought A Kanye Impersonator In Blackface

BroBible: Utah Valley Students Rush Court; Fight New Mexico State Players

The Chive: Let’s Tke A Walk Down Memory Lane [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Woman Almost Killed By Train [VIDEO]

DeadSpin: Richie Incognito Took A Baseball Bat To His Ferrari

Gothamist: NY Man Claims His Friend Was The Zodiac Killer

DailyMail: A New Winter Storm Is Coming And Bringing Chaos To The East Coast

Egostastic!: Leanna Decker Unsensored [NSFW]

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Jeff Gordon Scares The Hell Out Of Internet Troll

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Bad Acting Compilation

EliteDaily: Jordan Belfort’s Life Was Actually Worse Than Wolf Of Wall Street [VIDEO]

HyperVocal: LeBron’s Mask Memes [PHOTOS]

Uproxx: Mila Kunis Is Officially Engaged To Ashton Kutcher; Boo!

Distractify: Watch Hamlet The Mini Pig Try To Go Down Stairs

TIME: Talking Parrot Helps Catch Owner’s Murderer





Distractify: 35 Expensive Things You’ll Need Once You’re A Millionaire

Gawker: The Dos And Don’ts Of Being An Effective Wingperson

Guyism: Matt Lauer Drops A “Red Eye” Zinger On Bob Costas

Barstool: Just A Couple Popping Each Others Zits On The NYC Subway

BroBible: Girl Scout Sells Insane Amount Of Cookies Outside Cannabis Store

TheChive: Darwin’s Exceptions [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Where Does Your State Rank Lasting In Sex?

DeadSpin: Police Have Video Of Ray Rice Knocking His Fiancee Out

Gothamist: Here’s Where NYC Biggest Binge Drinkers Live

Uproxx: The Best Fails Of The Week

COED: The 12 Weirdest Things Men Have Tried To Have Sex With

WorldStarHipHop: Ukraine Snipers Taking Out Protesters [GRAPHIC]

WorldWideInterweb: The Ultimate Office Fails Compilation

HyperVocal: Check Out This Bros Reaction On The Price Is Right

TIME: Man Fired For Using Forklift To Free Stuck Candy