Sarcasm. What a shitty April Fool’s prank. Seriously, when I saw the title “April Fool’s On A School Bus” I was hoping the bus driver was doing 60 and slammed the brakes pancaking the kids faces into the seats. Or hanging the bus over train tracks with a train coming until the kids shit themselves or something. But no school because of a water main break? On April 1st? What a shitty joke and what stupid kids for not picking up on it.
DailyMail: A father who rigged up a video camera in his kitchen to capture ghosts he thought were haunting his house accidentally caught his girlfriend making love to his teenage son instead. Convinced his home had been overrun by supernatural spirits, the man, from Tasmania, Australia, set up the camcorder in his kitchen, pressed record and went to work. But when he returned to view the footage his paranoia turned to horror as he watched his partner of 11 years enter the room and begin canoodling with his 16-year-old son. The 28-year-old woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, pleaded guilty at Australia’s Supreme Court to five counts of sex with a minor, claiming she hadn’t realised 16 was below the age of consent. The court heard how the affair began when she went into her de facto stepson’s bedroom weeks earlier to discuss his driving lessons. But the conversation soon turned to tickling, then kissing, cuddling and sex, the court heard. She later took the boy upstate where they had sex several times in a hotel room. The boy’s father was so angry when he saw the pair petting in his haunted kitchen, he confronted his partner about what he had seen but she downplayed it as an innocent cuddle. But his son told a different story, admitting they had had sex on several occasions. The man called the police and his girlfriend was duly arrested. The court heard the woman was ashamed and embarrassed by her actions and had tried to repair the broken relationship. However, her lawyer Steve Chopping told the courtroom: ‘She accepts this is not a relationship which can or will continue.’ Justice David Porter remanded the woman in custody and will sentence her on Monday. The case continues.
DailyMail: In a stunning example of a soap opera come to life, a video has surfaced from Brazil that depicts the hilarious struggle of a man attempting to escape a cheating woman’s bedroom after her husband has come home. And it’s out a third story window. As the drama begins, a husband and wife are seen arguing on the third-floor patio of an urban apartment building.
Not a chance. No way this guy got caught by chica’s husband and had time to tie sheets together to scale a window while the fire department shows up with mats for him to jump onto like this is a regular occurrence. Just doesn’t happen in real life. No idea what it would be a publicity stunt for but I’m not buying this is a real thing.
By the end of this clip I’m 99% sure that was a 30 year old midget holding a bottle. Kid nailed the hand gestures and I have no idea what was being said but I definitely caught a ‘you’re a mother fucker’ in there. Future of the world looks bright!
TheChive: You Can’t Explain That [PHOTOS]
ClipNation: Motorcycle Stunt Fail
As most of us know, tonight marks the end of ‘The Office’ which saddens me to say. Personally, I felt like it was never the same after Michael Scott left but nevertheless the show was one of the most successful, hilarious TV shows ever. In honor of the finale, BroBible posted a few clips of Jim and Dwight’s antics which put a smile on my face so I needed to repost. Enjoy!
For anyone who knows me knows how much I despise Kanye West. I’ll give credit to his talent but the guy is the biggest asshole in the world. I know times are tough for him since his preggo girlfriend looks like Octomom but how bad can you feel for a guy who shows up late to his own shows and then proceeds to curse out the audience who paid to be there? That being said, him walking into a street sign with cameras rolling put a smile on my face. Fuck you Yeezy.
How I forgot these two clowns off my list was irresponsible and downright moronic. Clearly they would be near the top of the countdown. My apologies!
2. Bar Refaeli/Shawn White Yea he’s cool for having gold medals and just about every X game event but the fact that this ginger got Bar Refaeli mystifies me. The guy looks like a starving Carrot Top and yet walks around with one of my personal favorites. I guess personality wins this one.
1. Elisabetta Canalis/Steve-O She follows up George Clooney with the guy who stuck a toy car up his ass for a day and ate cow shit. Nice rebound! This one would have been a clear #2 on the previous list just before Mary Kate Olsen and her pedophile boyfriend. This one is so bad that I actually lost respect for Elisabetta even though I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she panicked when she was dumped by George. Beyond head scratcher here.