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Gawker: Utah Man Shot And Killed By SWAT After Calling Suicide Hotline

Guyism: This Guy Claims To Have The Secret To A Healthy Relationship

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Deadspin: Chargers Player Gets Concussion During Last Night’s Game, Has Seizure, And Now Retiring

Gothamist: SUV Driver Who Purposely Hit Cyclist Gets $250 Fine

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Gawker: If you’re a regular commuter or tourist in New York City, here’s some exciting news: Earlier this week, MTA officials discovered that three N trains were infested with bedbugs. The New York Daily News reports that two of the trains were taken out of service while a third was sent for fumigation. “When we found them, we exterminated them,” Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Adam Lisberg told the Daily News. At least some of the bugs were found in the cabs used by the trains’ motorman and conductors; it’s not clear if any were discovered in the passenger area.

Theyyyyyyy’re baaaaaack! Let’s be honest, they never went anywhere but it’s been a while since the last big outbreak of bedbugs in NYC. Let’s just put this on our list of things this great summer has brought us like sweltering heat, sky rocketing rent, and possible Ebola. What was it Frank Sinatra said? If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere? Yes, I’m starting to think that is very true!

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FOX59: Two women narrowly escaped death after facing down a train earlier this month. On July 10, the women were walking on the railroad tracks on the Shuffle Creek Trestle, a bridge over Lake Lemon about ten miles northeast of Bloomington, when they noticed a train was coming toward them. The engineer of the lead locomotive spotted them as the train came around a curve at 30 mph. The bridge is about 500 feet long and 80 feet high, and the women had nowhere to go. Video from the locomotive shows them trying to run away when they see the train. It’s clear that they won’t be able to make it to safety, and they can’t jump off the side because it’s too high. Meantime, the train horn goes off repeatedly. One woman lies down on the tracks; the other soon follows suit. By the time the train is able to stop, the cars have already passed the point where the women had taken refuge. The engineer assumed the two women had died and contacted the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department to report what happened. The women escaped serious injury. They ran to a nearby car and drove away after their brush with death. They have been identified by law enforcement, and the case is now a criminal matter.

 

I’d say lying down under a speeding train and coming out with a stubbed toe is definitely something you chalk up in the win column–especially when you have literally seconds to make a decision. How can you not think of Stand By Me when you see a close call like this? As always, I hope they bought a lottery ticket right after this and think twice next time about crossing a train bridge.

 

 

 

On Vacation…

Posted: July 18, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News

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I’m gettin’ the F outta town and won’t be back until 7/28. The instagram account (IG: subwaycreatures) will still be getting updated, however. Keep sending me your subway pics!

 

 

 

UPDATE: So just as I suspected the first video was from a few days ago and misleading but I guess you can compare it to what actually happened to Flight 17.

I say supposedly because it’s hard to believe anything on the internet nowadays but if it is then this is nuts. All of the news networks are scared to say a missile definitely took the plane out but let’s call a spade a spade–a missile took the fuckin’ plane out. The plane was flying over hostile territory where two planes had already been shot down and there were no prior reports of any problems on the plane. Bodies were scattered 7 miles across the crash site and debris just as far? I’m no FAA investigator but I don’t think I have to be to know that the plane broke up midair and the people who did this packed it in QUICK after seeing this shit go down. With 23 Americans on board, is this about when everyone puts their fingers on the button? Scary thought.

Side note: Good to know CNN has something to report on for the next two months.

 

Wildlife aside, lakes gross me out in the first place. Between the shit you find at the bottom mixed with the murky, shitty water you just never know what you’re going to come across. Now I guess we can add 20 foot snakes that have the potential to eat your children to that list. I’ve seen all the ‘Anaconda’ movies and I know how this plays out. If I’m a Lake Hopatcong resident I’m going on an extensive vacation til this thing is killed by J-Lo and Ice Cube.

 

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3-Year Old Wakes Up In Coffin At Her Own Funeral

Posted: July 14, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
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Gawker: A three-year-old Filipino girl pronounced dead last week did a strange thing at her funeral ceremony yesterday: she woke up. The Philippine Star reports on the incident, which was publicized after a video of the funeral went viral and confirmed by the local police department: [Police inspector Heidi] Teelan said while they were not the proper authority to confirm the medical case, but based on the accounts of the child’s parents, the 3-year old girl experienced severe fever for days and was brought to the clinic in the town for medical attention last Friday. “During that time, the attending clinic personnel and physician confirmed that the young patient had no more pulse and was clinically dead last Saturday morning about 9 a.m.,” Teelan said. An attendee saw the unnamed girl’s head move while arranging the coffin. Someone then checked the girl’s pulse and found that she was alive. The girl was given water, taken back to a medical clinic for evaluation, and returned to her family home. According to Teelan, the police “can not make confirmation on the status” of the girl, but believe she remains “in a state of comatose” at the house.

Well that was a close one, huh? I guess thankfully they’re not embalming bodies in the Philippines either. Pretty sure this is how superheroes are created–or shit, maybe the villains too.