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On Vacation…

Posted: July 18, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News



I’m gettin’ the F outta town and won’t be back until 7/28. The instagram account (IG: subwaycreatures) will still be getting updated, however. Keep sending me your subway pics!



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UPDATE: So just as I suspected the first video was from a few days ago and misleading but I guess you can compare it to what actually happened to Flight 17.

I say supposedly because it’s hard to believe anything on the internet nowadays but if it is then this is nuts. All of the news networks are scared to say a missile definitely took the plane out but let’s call a spade a spade–a missile took the fuckin’ plane out. The plane was flying over hostile territory where two planes had already been shot down and there were no prior reports of any problems on the plane. Bodies were scattered 7 miles across the crash site and debris just as far? I’m no FAA investigator but I don’t think I have to be to know that the plane broke up midair and the people who did this packed it in QUICK after seeing this shit go down. With 23 Americans on board, is this about when everyone puts their fingers on the button? Scary thought.

Side note: Good to know CNN has something to report on for the next two months.


Wildlife aside, lakes gross me out in the first place. Between the shit you find at the bottom mixed with the murky, shitty water you just never know what you’re going to come across. Now I guess we can add 20 foot snakes that have the potential to eat your children to that list. I’ve seen all the ‘Anaconda’ movies and I know how this plays out. If I’m a Lake Hopatcong resident I’m going on an extensive vacation til this thing is killed by J-Lo and Ice Cube.


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3-Year Old Wakes Up In Coffin At Her Own Funeral

Posted: July 14, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
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Gawker: A three-year-old Filipino girl pronounced dead last week did a strange thing at her funeral ceremony yesterday: she woke up. The Philippine Star reports on the incident, which was publicized after a video of the funeral went viral and confirmed by the local police department: [Police inspector Heidi] Teelan said while they were not the proper authority to confirm the medical case, but based on the accounts of the child’s parents, the 3-year old girl experienced severe fever for days and was brought to the clinic in the town for medical attention last Friday. “During that time, the attending clinic personnel and physician confirmed that the young patient had no more pulse and was clinically dead last Saturday morning about 9 a.m.,” Teelan said. An attendee saw the unnamed girl’s head move while arranging the coffin. Someone then checked the girl’s pulse and found that she was alive. The girl was given water, taken back to a medical clinic for evaluation, and returned to her family home. According to Teelan, the police “can not make confirmation on the status” of the girl, but believe she remains “in a state of comatose” at the house.

Well that was a close one, huh? I guess thankfully they’re not embalming bodies in the Philippines either. Pretty sure this is how superheroes are created–or shit, maybe the villains too.



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Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered. Can’t begin to tell you how annoying these little bastards are. I’ve been on crowded subway cars before where they actually tell people they can’t stand/sit in certain spots so they can perform. Then, as they are climbing all over the poles they narrowly miss kicking people in the face. Listen, I get that they are just trying to make a buck and the tourists eat this shit up but enough is enough. You wanna make money dancing on poles? I heard you make a lot of money in NY strip clubs these days. And don’t even give me the ‘it’s better than them selling drugs on the street’ bullshit. No kidding but so is GETTING A REAL JOB. Go join a dance team or after school group if you want to express yourself artistically by dancing.

Side note: I have to say though, an arrest on your record seems a little extreme for this. Wouldn’t a ticket suffice?





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Yet Another Bouncy House Took Flight This Weekend

Posted: June 2, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
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Now I’m not sure if people are filling these things with helium or what but why is this all of the sudden happening all over? Bouncy houses have been around forever and only until now are they blowing away like a tumbleweed in the desert. Just last month a bouncy house in NY launched 50 feet in the air dropping a kid on a parked car and luckily no one was seriously injured. Same goes for this one. Is this the end of the bouncy house as we know it?




Mark Sanchez’s Pop Warner Footage Has Surfaced

Posted: June 2, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
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If there is one kid in the world who has the biggest balls on earth, I think we just found him. Imagine running around blind during a football game and not being able to see what’s coming?? That’s gotta be horrifying. Also imagine the kid who got benched for the blind kid? Can we please arrest the parents and coach for allowing this to happen?! This is how people get hurt.


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