Archive for the ‘News’ Category



NYPost: Man Missing After East Village Explosion

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Break: Drunk Mom Busts Ass On Skateboard

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COED: Irina Shayk On The Prowl For A New ‘Loyal Man’

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Straits Times: The ATR-72 turboprop aircraft with 58 onboard was flying from Taipei to the offshore island of Kinmen when it crashed into the Keelung River after apparently ramming into a highway viaduct, Taiwan’s Central News Agency (CNA) said. Taiwan’s United Daily News said about 10 people have been sent to hospital, and more than 40 are still awaiting rescue. The New Taipei City Fire Department has dispatched five rescue teams, equipped with speed boats, to the accident site near the Nanyang Bridge in Xizhi district, CNA said.

Gawker: Taiwan’s Civil Aeronautics Agency confirmed to NBC News and the New York Times that 23 people are confirmed dead in the crash, and 20 remain unaccounted for. Just before the crash, the Times reports, the plane’s pilot radioed air traffic control to report an engine problem: “Mayday, mayday. Engine flameout.”

Sounds like flying over in Asia is basically turning into a death wish. Sad story out of Taiwan this morning but seriously what the fuck is going on over there?? I know they say flying is supposed to be safer than driving but I’ll take a car accident any day over a crash landing in water.



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Holy Christ! Was that so hard?! Made half my website dedicated to this and 3 years later we finally have it. Not that it’s really going to make a difference but at least people have signs to refer to when someone gets caught. I think my biggest pet peeve out of these is the ‘showtime’ one. Absolutely despise those kids and the tourists who antagonize them.

Photos courtesy of Gothamist




Here are a few pictures of yesterday’s ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ courtesy of Gothamist. Ironically, each year it never seems to be the people you want to see in their underwear on the subway. Some of these images I can’t unsee. And this below I definitely can’t unsee!








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Monk Slaps Man In Face Three Times On Thai Train

Posted: December 15, 2014 by subwaycreatures in News
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DailyMail: An expat slapped by a monk on a train in Thailand wants to put the incident behind him, saying he is ‘sabai’ (fine) about it, after video of the bizarre assault went viral. The video shows the English teacher being struck across the face by the Buddhist monk after an apparent misunderstanding over seats. The man, wearing a pink shirt and three quarter-length shorts, appears to speak with an Australian accent, claiming he was hit ‘three times’ by the monk. A police officer soon arrived and removed the monk from the carriage to end the incident, which took place on December 7 on a train traveling from Bangkok to Phitsanulok, according to the Bangkok Post. ‘Jeff’, as he was later named in a video statement posted to Facebook by his neighbor Noojeab Kuntao, said he was ‘sabai, sabai’ meaning he was fine. ‘To me sabai, sabi,’ he says. ‘Thailand is Thailand, I love living in Thailand.” I love Thailand very much. Many people supported me over the Internet. I appreciate it. Everything is OK,” said Jeff, who was described as a tourist in local reports. It later emerged that Jeff was attempting to solve a delicate situation on the train by offering his double seat to two women and sitting next to the monk himself. The Facebook user who posted the video on the internet, Pui Pupriew, wrote that after the monk took exception to his sitting down, Jeff said ‘Fine, fine’ in a bid to diffuse the situation. However, it seems the monk misinterpreted the words as ‘kwai, kwai’, a deeply offensive term in Thai slang meaning buffalo. ‘I gave the seats to the ladies, I sat next to the Thai monk, he wasn’t happy and I got slapped,’ Jeff says in his explanation. ‘Sabai, sabai, enough.’

And that’s why I don’t pretend to know other languages. One minute you’re trying to be nice by offering up your seat and the next you’re getting slapped by the most peaceful people on the planet because you fucked up and called him a buffalo. If I were this guy I would really spice his story up at the next poker night because getting slapped over that and taking it like a bitch is a great way to lose friends.