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Holy Christ! Was that so hard?! Made half my website dedicated to this and 3 years later we finally have it. Not that it’s really going to make a difference but at least people have signs to refer to when someone gets caught. I think my biggest pet peeve out of these is the ‘showtime’ one. Absolutely despise those kids and the tourists who antagonize them.

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Here are a few pictures of yesterday’s ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ courtesy of Gothamist. Ironically, each year it never seems to be the people you want to see in their underwear on the subway. Some of these images I can’t unsee. And this below I definitely can’t unsee!

 

 

 

 

 

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Monk Slaps Man In Face Three Times On Thai Train

Posted: December 15, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
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DailyMail: An expat slapped by a monk on a train in Thailand wants to put the incident behind him, saying he is ‘sabai’ (fine) about it, after video of the bizarre assault went viral. The video shows the English teacher being struck across the face by the Buddhist monk after an apparent misunderstanding over seats. The man, wearing a pink shirt and three quarter-length shorts, appears to speak with an Australian accent, claiming he was hit ‘three times’ by the monk. A police officer soon arrived and removed the monk from the carriage to end the incident, which took place on December 7 on a train traveling from Bangkok to Phitsanulok, according to the Bangkok Post. ‘Jeff’, as he was later named in a video statement posted to Facebook by his neighbor Noojeab Kuntao, said he was ‘sabai, sabai’ meaning he was fine. ‘To me sabai, sabi,’ he says. ‘Thailand is Thailand, I love living in Thailand.” I love Thailand very much. Many people supported me over the Internet. I appreciate it. Everything is OK,” said Jeff, who was described as a tourist in local reports. It later emerged that Jeff was attempting to solve a delicate situation on the train by offering his double seat to two women and sitting next to the monk himself. The Facebook user who posted the video on the internet, Pui Pupriew, wrote that after the monk took exception to his sitting down, Jeff said ‘Fine, fine’ in a bid to diffuse the situation. However, it seems the monk misinterpreted the words as ‘kwai, kwai’, a deeply offensive term in Thai slang meaning buffalo. ‘I gave the seats to the ladies, I sat next to the Thai monk, he wasn’t happy and I got slapped,’ Jeff says in his explanation. ‘Sabai, sabai, enough.’

And that’s why I don’t pretend to know other languages. One minute you’re trying to be nice by offering up your seat and the next you’re getting slapped by the most peaceful people on the planet because you fucked up and called him a buffalo. If I were this guy I would really spice his story up at the next poker night because getting slapped over that and taking it like a bitch is a great way to lose friends.

 

Chicago Tribune: Authorities are looking for three suspects who harassed a man on the CTA Blue Line in an incident captured on video. Two males appear to assault an older man on the train near the Racine stop in the video, which has been shared and viewed thousands of times since it was posted on Facebook on Wednesday. The victim did not file a report, but community leaders, enraged by the video, are calling for justice to be served, according to WGN-TV. Officer Jose Estrada, a Chicago police spokesman, said the Police Department is aware of the incident and is working with the CTA to investigate.

 

Assholes like these kids are everything that is wrong with America today. Picking on a senior citizen, filming it and then uploading it for a couple LIKES on Facebook is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard of since the ‘knockout game’. No doubt in my mind they will be caught and hopefully every single person who actually LIKED it on Facebook will have instant karma coming their way. The fuck is wrong with people??

 

 

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Gothamist: An emotionally disturbed homeless person was taken into custody by police yesterday after he allegedly threatened to push people onto the subway tracks. The incident happened around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday at the 6 train platform at the 110th Street Station near Lexington Avenue. Cops say the man made statements to a 22-year-old woman “threatening to throw her onto the tracks.” According to the Post, the man threatened several other people and “appeared to want to make good on his threats by actually lunging toward several people.” The man, who has not been identified by cops, was taken into custody soon after. No one was injured in the incident, and the homeless man was brought to Mount Sinai Hospital for a psych evaluation; no charges have been filed.

 

See, this is the scariest kind of stuff about using the subway. This guy has nothing to lose in life and is clearly insane. This happened a couple years back when a crazy woman threw a guy in front of a train. Hopefully this guy will be locked up in a psych ward forever!

 

 

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