A few things I learned growing up the hard way–never put your hands on the inside of a stove that’s been on for a while, never drink turpentine, and never lay a hand on a woman. Those weren’t things my parents taught me when I was little; those were lessons I learned the hard way and all 100% true. Now some people miss the boat on shit like that and have to reap the consequences at an older age like this guy who now has a tailpipe in his mouth and bear hugging his attacker’s leg, begging for mercy.

