Archive for the ‘Strange’ Category

 

I just got the chills you get when your whole body shakes in disgust. You know, like when you see a 70 something year old lady sucking face with a dude in his 20s. Yet another show on TV that I shouldn’t want to watch but probably will purely for the shock factor. Just like the sushi cologne that came out, I can’t believe there’s a market for these dried up ladies. I guess everyone’s got their thing but flabby tits and saggy asses ain’t mine.

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Just to prove how cameras can trick you, I thought that heart was so much bigger than it actually was. Guy reached in to pick it up and I was shocked at how small it actually was. Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s a sick fuck though.

 

 

TheChive: Gigantic Slip N’ Slide Video

Jalopnik: Parking Garage Is Charging People Whose Cars Were Trapped

BroBible: WalMart Employees Film Themselves Throwing iPads

Egotastic!: Rihanna And Kate Moss Sexy Photoshoot

Complex: The 25 Hottest Adult Film Star Characters In Movies

WorldWideInterweb: The 50 Weirdest Photos On The Internet

EliteDaily: 50 Cent Said He Would Fight Floyd Mayweather For $5 Million

HuffPost: Nephew’s Genitals Found In Arrested Man’s Wallet

Deadspin: DIII Golf Coach Loses His Shit On His Players

Heavy: I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, Amanda Bynes Can Still Get It

Buzzfeed: 20 Things You’ll Only See In The South

 

If you weren’t scared of clowns growing up, maybe this will do it for ya…

 

An unusual range of underwear is aiming to remind women to perform their daily kegel exercises. The ingenious PantyO, created by a Phoenix, Arizona-based clothing design company, is stitched at the crotch with a silicon ‘extension’, intended to sit inside a woman’s private parts while wearing the underwear. The one-inch long instrument serves as a ‘focus point’ for women who are medically advised to perform the pelvic floor exercises every day. The exercise itself involves consistently contracting and relaxing the muscles that belong to the pelvic floor and various instruments have been invented to assist the exercise. The PantyO comes in two designs; one is priced at $52.99 and another is priced at $85. Both versions feature Swarovski crystal details. Dayna Garrett, who is married with four children, told Fashionista.com that she will be releasing more designs soon and is even planning a men’s underwear line. It will not feature the kegel exercise extension for obvious reasons. She hinted that the men’s design will, however, have its own unique perks. ‘It’s never been done before,’ she said of the top secret new product. ‘The design is totally different from the way men’s [underwear] is designed now.’ She also added that she believes women should be performing 90 kegel exercises per day. But she also admitted that she has had no medical-related assistance in designing and producing her product. Her personal gynaecologist, however, thought it was a ‘fantastic’ product idea. Kegel exercises are said to improve bladder control and help strengthen the pelvic wall in preparation for childbirth. For mothers, it is also said to restore a pelvic wall’s strength after a woman has given birth. Medical information provided on PantyO’s website state that the exercises also help women ‘focus’ and ‘release stress throughout the day’. ‘A tighter vaginal passage increases sexual pleasure and makes you more orgasmic!!!’ it adds.

 

Dayna Garrett had no medical-related assistance designing her product and thinks women should be doing 90 kegel exercises a day. What could possibly go wrong?!

 

Other than drinking it, water has always seemed to be Kryptonite for black people. Someone please explain this to me?? I’m as serious as the guy drowning in this video when I ask this question. I’m not trying to generalize because clearly some black people (including in the video) know how to swim but this seems to happen a lot. Move your hands and kick your feet. It’s not rocket science yet they still manage to make water look like quick sand. Oh, and it makes it very difficult to help out when you use the rescuers as buoys. Don’t do that. Someone please help me understand this phenomenon!

Side note: I don’t even want to hear anything about this being racist. You got us in the jumping and dick category so we’ll call it even.

So THIS Really Goes On In Asia??

Posted: July 12, 2012 by rmcguire13 in Strange
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Never in my life did I think this would be a real thing. Leave it up to Asia to create reverse glory holes! These are the same people who walk around their cities wearing masks because the air is so polluted, yet they are willing to go nose deep in an asshole that 88 dudes have already had their face in. But hey, I mean at least they are wearing goggles to prevent pink eye, right??

 

Victims first answer, bath salts. That’s what the media has done to us. Bath salts and zombies. I’ve seen the movie “Falling Down” and maybe this guy was just having one of those days. Either way Arizona is gonna throw the book at him and Sheriff Arpaio will have him in a pink jump suit slaving away in the desert sun.

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Don’t worry about that ominous roll of toilet paper or lone sport sock, now all you have to do is explain why there’s a bib that ties around your dick mixed in with your colors on laundry day. And did I catch a ‘High School Musical’ bib in there? Sickos.

 

 

Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend’s house, bit a chunk out of a man’s arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested. Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man’s face off. Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend’s house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes. Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake’s arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived. But the violence didn’t end there. Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported. An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun — twice — before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him. Baker was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before he went to jail. He was allegedly high on unknown drugs during the melee. It’s unclear if his children saw the episode. It’s the third case of flesh-biting in Florida similar to the Miami incident in as many weeks. On Saturday, Giovanni Martinez allegedly bit into the arm of a hospital nurse and threatened to eat hospital staff’s faces off “like that guy in Miami.”

I don’t know what they got in the water down in Florida but tasers aren’t gonna cut it, bro!