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Here is the brief interaction between an unhappy customer and the operator of US Airways Twitter account. Let’s just say someone is getting fired…

 

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Gawker: A Norwegian fisherman was gutting a large cod he’d caught when he ran across an unusual lump in his fish. Probably just some semi-digested herrings, right? No big deal. (Spoiler: It wasn’t just semi-digested herrings.) As Bjørn Frilund, 64, got further inside the fish, he realized his catch had somehow swallowed a medium-sized orange dildo. The fisherman, who lives in western Norway, confirmed he’d never encountered a sex toy inside a fish before. (You don’t say!) “The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicolored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it,” Frilund told The Local. “There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship,” he speculated, acknowledging that “all sorts of stories are equally likely.” The dildo had a vibrator motor in it at one time, but was broken by the time Frilund found it. There were no batteries inside the fish.

In today’s world, between Jimmy Kimmel and viral videos for publicity, it’s very hard to believe anything on the internet. That’s why everyone should be very skeptical when they hear about a fisherman gutting a fish only to find a vibrator in its stomach. That being said, I’m taking this story and running with it. Why not, right? My only question is could you still eat a fish after finding a sex toy in its belly. Not me.

 

 

 

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TheChive: Daily Morning Awesomeness [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Woman Mugged On TV While Giving Interview About Street Crime

Deadspin: Yankees Pitcher Michael Pineda Cheated Last Night And No One Cares

Gothamist: Woman Throws Coffee In Woman’s Face Then Punches Her On The F Train

Egotastic!: Happy Early Birthday Alessandra Ambrosio [PHOTOS]

WorldWideInterweb: The 50 Funniest Colbert Report Captions Of All Time [PHOTOS]

COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: When Trying To Get A Girl Horny Backfires [SFW]

EliteDaily: Boyfriend Makes Funny Vines Of Scaring Girlfriend

HyperVocal: What Happens When You Fly Your Homemade Plane Into Indonesian Airspace

Distractify: 17 Terrifying Things Every Thrillseeker Needs To Do In Their Life

Viralnova: These 32 People Had ONE Job…And Failed Miserably [PHOTOS]

 

 

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: April 10, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Here is an old TV commercial from Thailand. Anyone find this a little racist? I’m still trying to figure out what the storyline has anything to do with toothpaste too.

 

 

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Gawker: Ratzilla, the big ass rat that terrorized a Swedish family for weeks, is finally dead. Erik Korsas and his family first realized they had a problem when their pet cat refused to enter their kitchen. “We thought it could be a little mouse, but after a while we figured it couldn’t be because it was making too much noise,” Korsas’ wife, Signe Bengtsson, told The Local. Several days later she spotted a giant rat eating from her garbage can. “It was right there in our rubbish bin, a mighty monster. I was petrified. I couldn’t believe such a big rat could exist,” she said. “I couldn’t help but do the old classic and jump on the kitchen table and scream.” She called her husband, who was away on a business trip. “When my wife called I said ‘Yeah, sure, take it easy, I’ll be home on Sunday. But by then it had jumped into the waste bin and had a Swedish smörgåsbord with all the leftovers,” he said. For days, the family lived in horror, stomping loudly when they entered the kitchen to scare the hell rodent away. “By the time I got home, the rat was so domesticated that it just sat under the kitchen table,” Korsas said. Finally, Korsas called exterminators, who set a a trap. Eventually, the rat became trapped by its neck, but it refused to die right away; instead, it crawled behind the dishwasher, where it finally expired some time later. Korsas measured its body at 39 cm, or nearly 16 inches, not including the tail. He believes it reached the kitchen by gnawing through the wood and cement floor. “It was quite a shocking experience,” Bengtsson said in summary. “No one wanted to go into the kitchen after, and the cat was terrified for a week. The pest controllers said they’d never seen such a big rat before.”

OK let’s start off by sparing me the comments that this was an inhumane way to catch this thing. Any rat that big just sitting at the kitchen table smoking cigs telling you to fuck off will not get any kind of fair treatment from me. I mean look at this thing! I’m not one to get scared by mice or rats and living in NYC (especially the upper west side) we get our fair share of them. That being said, I would not be returning to my apartment if this thing was occupying it. Fucking thing was a voice box away from becoming Splinter. This is the second time I’ve heard a story of a rat being this large and it freaks me out. If this is the next wave of shit to hit NYC then it might be time to move.

 

I guess that’s one way of acquainting your child with her surroundings. Tell her her older brother is dead in a country where she probably sees people get blown up every 5 seconds from IEDs anyway. Kid is going to be completely desensitized by her 4th birthday. Maybe it’s for her own good?

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Deadspin: Richard Sherman Can’t Stop Fighting NFLers On Twitter

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DailyMail: Was Malaysian Airplane Hijacked And flown For Five Hours After Falling Off Radar?

Egotastic!: Camille Rowe Covered Topless For Victoria’s Secret [NSFWish]

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COED: Yes, This Happened [PHOTOS]

WorldStarHipHop: Girl Gets Smashed In Head With Stool During Fight

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HyperVocal: 8 Cop Partners For Brad Pitt If ‘True Detectives’ Rumors Are True

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Distractify: 15 Of The Strangest Things You Can Buy In Bulk On Amazon

TIME: Kindergartener Gets Bussed To Wrong School; Goes Along With It

 

 

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EliteDaily: Using simple touch-screen technology, the app engages users in a series of tongue exercises such as flicking a light switch and turning a crank by literally licking the screen. If it sounds odd, that’s because the creators obviously did not take Lick This too seriously. The team works at Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, but goes by the name Club Sexy Time. According to Fast Company, they came up with the idea for Lick This at the Dali Museum. Their first idea was an app called “The Lick Olympics,” but co-designer Pablo Rochat quickly “figured, correctly, that people would gravitate towards bawdy humor more than just the fact you can lick your phone.” Licking your screen obviously sounds a little dirty, so Club Sexy Time advises users to cover their phones in plastic wrap before engaging. The app features just three exercises at the moment but the team promises more are on the way.

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If you have to resort to downloading this app, I’m not sure you really need to worry about going down on girls because they probably don’t talk to you in the first place. Wanna know how I learned? Just Youtube pussy lick…duh.

 

Apparently Sochi Now Has A Wolf Problem

Posted: February 20, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Olympian Kate Hansen made the blogs quickly in Sochi when she warmed up by dancing to Beyonce before her first luge run. Well now she’s back in the news because there’s a goddamn wolf walking down the hallway of her dorm room. What the fuck Russia?!

 

 

 

 

IceJJFish Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: February 14, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Weekend Kickoff, WTF
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This is supposedly a real music video and I believe it for some reason. Have a great weekend!