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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: February 26, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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My knees hurt just watching this. And how in the hell does this kid get crossed up by a guy like this?! I’ll give him credit for doing what he’s doing but there’s not much element of surprise. Like I know where you’re going with the ball and you still have to shoot it over me.

Side note: Let the Derek Rose jokes ensue…

 

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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: February 10, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF

 

For those of you who know Eric Andre, you know this is the type of reckless shit he does for his show. For those of you who don’t know him, this is probably why you don’t care to.

 

 

Man With No Arms Rolls Perfect Blunt

Posted: February 3, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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I’ll give credit where credit is due, the man can absolutely roll a blunt. Not sure I want any part of it but it certainly looks better than most I’ve seen. As far as lighting it? Ummmmm…

 

 

Randy Quaid Bangs Wife Wearing Rupert Murdoch Mask [NSFW]

Posted: February 3, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Randy Quaid has officially lost his damn mind–and I love it! Who cares if he’s actually banging his wife in this video, it’s hilarious either way. I get it, the desperation needed to make this video is sad but also equally as entertaining. Somewhere Rupert Murdoch should be scared of what’s next because you just don’t mess with crazies like this. Give the guy his house back and cut your loses.

Side note: The part where he yells “I’mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaack!” is EPIC on so many levels and had me rolling on the floor.

 

 

 

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Day

Posted: January 29, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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What. The. Fuck.

 

 

Nutso Hockey Father Punches Fist Through Plexiglass

Posted: January 22, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Let me just say that I grew up playing hockey my whole life and I’ve seen tons of crazy hockey parents just like this guy. Hell, my uncle chased a kid into a locker room after a dirty hit and the cops had to be called. It happens. I’ll tell you what doesn’t happen though–being able to punch your fist through plexiglass. That shit is borderline bullet proof and the fact that this guy was able to make it look like a picture frame is scary. The refs summed it up perfectly. Everyone get off the ice and someone call 911 while I’m still alive!

 

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Man On Scooter Jumps On Subway Train

Posted: December 10, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Gothamist: The subway was sparse with straphangers, it was Monday night around 9:30 p.m., the Brooklyn bound A train was a warm break between destinations, a man on a motor scooter enters the scene. Tipster Molly T. tells us that most of her fellow subway car mates weren’t put off by the motor scooter, but intrigued, asking the owner how he got his bike to the train (elevator), as they took photos (he normally charges for those, he told them). “Everyone was very friendly,” Molly added, “but the scooter owner was a bit curt. It was really cold out and I think he just wanted to make it to his destination without running down his battery. I think everyone on the train was hoping he would just turn it on and scoot out” in some perfect scene-ending moment. Instead, buskers entered the car.

 

 

 

Gothamist: Litchfield Penitentiary’s resident double-crosser’s better known for trying to seduce bible thumpers than out-preach them, but it looks like IRL Big Boo’s got other ideas—this morning, Orange Is The New Black star Lea DeLaria had some choice words for a dreaded hate-spewing subway preacher on the M train, railing at him for sermonizing against liberals and homosexuals and informing him that he and the Tea Party are “everything that’s wrong with America.” A tipster who wishes to remain anonymous sent us the following videos, taken on a Queens-bound M train at around 9 a.m. this morning. After engaging her fellow straphangers in a rousing rendition “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” DeLaria, clad in a t-shirt emblazoned with “Bad Jew,” gets right up into the irritating preacher’s face, calling him a “creepy religious fanatic,” accusing him of lobbing a homosexual slur at her and repeatedly begging him to cease his proselytizing.

 

Never seen an episode of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ and most likely never will. Simply put it’s just not my type of humor. But after seeing the videos above I can tell you if I were on this train I would probably attempt to jump from it while it was moving. Religious freaks are top 3 most annoying people on the NYC subway but the only thing that makes the situation worse is when people speak out against them. Doesn’t matter if they are right or not–now you just have two lunatics yelling and everyone else in that car with a headache and anxiety.

 

 

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Gothamist: F train riders in Queens narrowly escaped a horrible situation when a 10-inch wide drill bit nearly went through the train car yesterday. According to the Daily News, “A contractor operating a drill as part of the MTA’s East Side Access project mistakenly penetrated a Queens subway tunnel on Thursday, and the massive bit scraped the top and side of an occupied F train.” The train was headed to Jamaica, Queens at around 11:45 a.m. when the drill hit the train car as it left the 21st Street-Queensbridge station. The Post’s sources tell the tabloid that “the operator heard a thundering noise on the roof and stopped the subway with the emergency brakes — and then discovered the drill extending from the roof of the tunnel to the floor, which struck down just inches from the side of the train.” The drill was being used by contractor Griffin Dewatering New England, Inc. Another source told the Post, “Somebody made a mistake; maybe a surveyor or a field engineer. They drilled into the street but didn’t realize they were right over the F train tunnel. They weren’t supposed to be in that spot.” And the News’ MTA source said, “Some people don’t follow instructions; they drilled deeper than they were supposed to.” Passengers were taken off the train and put onto an emergency train. One passenger was sanguine: “I wasn’t worried, I just assumed it was normal MTA crap. Something’s always breaking, you’re underground so you’re pretty much secluded from knowing if there is any real danger.” Anything’s better than a used condom brushing against your hair, right?

 

This is some serious Final Destination kinda shit. Imagine the person who was sitting in the seat next to that drill? Unfortunately it seems death will be coming for them in the next few days.

 

 

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: October 29, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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The good ol’ Christian way! What. The. Fuck.

 

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