Have a safe one!
Not gonna lie, probably the last person I would expect to be doing this but I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go, right? How much must this guy love his wife that he’s ready to play cool and stand guard for her while she Lincoln logs it in the elevator. I’m giving her a failing grade for location (glass window elevator with cameras), an F for execution (that wipe is atrocious), but an overall A+ to that husband for his sticking by his wife through good times or bad. If my future ex-wife ever pulled this off I’d be in my car peeling out before her shit hit the ground.
If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!
Here’s what’s hard for me to understand. Since when were the trains in Asia so empty!? This is what I’m used to seeing over there:
Never in my life did I think this would be a real thing. Leave it up to Asia to create reverse glory holes! These are the same people who walk around their cities wearing masks because the air is so polluted, yet they are willing to go nose deep in an asshole that 88 dudes have already had their face in. But hey, I mean at least they are wearing goggles to prevent pink eye, right??
If you told me there was a brawl with Chinese people in the subway, I would picture a scene from some Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan movie with guys running up walls and flipping off handrails. What is this chaotic bullshit?? Not even a ‘FINISH HIM’ at the end! Come on China, total letdown.