I mean…why the hell not? All the sudden you have a multi-purpose surface in your backyard. Screw it, I’ll even throw this thing in my house. Ahhh, it’s fun to dream.
-Thanks to TC for this
Either this old guy wanted that venomous snake to just end it all or he is the coolest, most laid back old man since the Dos Equis guy. I can only HOPE I’m this guy when I’m 102.
I know a couple of those clips are fake but I always love these things. Enjoy!
5. This robotic arcade game thingy. Who wouldn’t want this?
4. Never skied a day in my life. These make me want to start…
3. A waterproof pool table? That you can actually use in a pool? Yes please!
2. Indoor Virtual Golf. I mean why the fuck not? Play a round and not even have to leave my home? Of course I want this!
1. Candice Swanepoel. I really don’t think this is asking for a lot so someone please make it happen.
OK, put Michael J. Fox filming aside for a second, is this not one of the most ridiculous trailers you’ve ever seen? Fuck the Hess Truck, get me this thing for Christmas! When I saw the beginning of this video I was like why is this dude backing his half truck, half boat into the water. Then I watched the truck give birth to that boat and my jaw dropped. Thing I don’t get is how you go through all the trouble of having such a sick trailer and then have such a shitty boat. Throw a cigarette boat on the back of that bitch and we’re in business!
Clear proof that you can take the man out of college but never take college out of the man. 60 years after graduating and grandpa still has it! Very impressive.
Jesus, HD makes everything so much better!
This is why you stay in school kids. Because if you don’t, next thing you know it you’re throwing around deadly hissing cobras and cleaning up their shit for less than minimum wage in Thailand. Now that I think about it that sounds more exciting than what I’m doing now.