Posts Tagged ‘Awkward’

 

If this girl’s body is not chopped up and found in this kid’s freezer within the next month I will be amazed. He loves her like Jeffrey Dahmer loved his victims. Have a safe weekend everyone!

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Yea, canoodling means chat just like fellatio is a type of cloud pattern. Sweet cover, bro.

 

The buzzer went off and I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to understand where the kid is wrong. Since when the hell does yellow also mean someone is a coward?! Says a lot about me and this kid’s upbringing though, right?

Side note: Only thing that would have made this better was if the kid pointed to the Asian next to him when he answered.