Posts Tagged ‘Awkward’

 

How can you compete with these guys? Have a safe weekend everyone!

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Pretty sure this defies the laws of gravity and I’m still trying to figure out how this guy ended up this way. It literally looks like the toilet tried to suck his dick down the drain. He might not remember the previous night but his back pains will be a helpful reminder.

 

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Let me just say, this isn’t about the music playing or not playing. My man came PREPARED! He’s got a hot chick in booty shorts at a music festival, probably on some good shit and knew his dick was gonna get grinded on so what does he do? Throws on his mesh shorts and let’s it happen. $10 bucks says he’s not even wearing underwear. Fuck it. It’s music festival and this is what it’s all about. So while these people sit here filming him, awkward grinding guy is giving back shots til the sun goes down. I ain’t mad at ya.

 

If this girl’s body is not chopped up and found in this kid’s freezer within the next month I will be amazed. He loves her like Jeffrey Dahmer loved his victims. Have a safe weekend everyone!

 

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Yea, canoodling means chat just like fellatio is a type of cloud pattern. Sweet cover, bro.

 

The buzzer went off and I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to understand where the kid is wrong. Since when the hell does yellow also mean someone is a coward?! Says a lot about me and this kid’s upbringing though, right?

Side note: Only thing that would have made this better was if the kid pointed to the Asian next to him when he answered.