Posts Tagged ‘brawl’

 

Christ Almighty! I’m not sure if the NYPD took a bigger beating from the fight or the fans? It’s just good to see unity among New Yorkers once again.

Side note: I don’t think Nassau Colosseum has seen this many people in attendance for a hockey game since the 1980s.

 

 

 

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Everyone pair up and just start swinging. Think I even saw a human centipede in there at one point but in the end, this is why we watch. Only sport where fighting is encouraged.

-Thanks to Matt for sending this over

Parents Brawl During Canadian Hockey Game

Posted: March 26, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Fights, Sports
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Well…that escalated quickly. I always thought Canadian people were supposed to be the nicest, most civil people around but I guess when it’s hockey we’re talking about there are no holds barred. Sounds about right.

 

Here’s the thing about the Pro Bowl, no one including the players want to go. They had to move the game to the off week between the conference championships and the Super Bowl because of low ratings and even then I chose to watch a Full Throttle Saloon marathon over it. So I guess the 10 fans who went all got seats in the same section and brawled out to keep the day interesting. Even the players on the field were glad to see something going on.

 

 

More crazy stories here

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! Never understood how risking your life was worth it for a few bucks off a TV or cell phone. Hasn’t anyone heard of Cyber Monday? Don’t even have to get up off the couch let alone fight a mother of 2 for the new iPhone 5. Lately I’ve been watching a lot of ‘Doomsday Preppers’ and I’ve decided I’m going to build a bunker and put a plan together for every Black Friday. Just complete anarchy.

 

Looks like the days of dressing as a clown and chasing cars with water guns are over.

 

Well, that Escalade-d quickly. Get it? See what I did there? Ah man, it’s been a long weekend but definitely longer for this guy who became part of a NYC street Friday night. Kind of hard to follow what’s going on in the whole melee but to drive up on the sidewalk and ruin your expensive Cadillac truck, then run someone over is bat shit crazy.

 

Rooks rike those first couple shots just pissed instructor off. Now he in much trouble…

 

Long video, I get it, but millions of questions. Washington has super heroes? There’s a mutual combat law? Police just let you bang out in the street? And what’s up with the name Phoenix Jones? Sounds like a chick who sucks dick for a living on camera. Is this reality?

I’m not gonna lie, if a dude rolled up on me wearing a super hero costume, I’d probably give him a hard time too. But as soon as I started to fight and he’s moving like Muhammad Ali, I’m faking a pulled hammy. Yea, bowing out of a fight is embarrassing but getting knocked out by Bert the Bumble Bee is ten times worse.

 

I’m pretty sure just about every unspoken rule of fighting is broken in this one fight. A 4 on 1 to start things off, a guy coming in from the blind side with haymakers, and then the old kick’em when their down to finish the brawl off. Simply amazing! All we were missing was a curb stomp and maybe someone pulling a spiked bat and we would have nailed everything. Karma is a dish served best via Nike Air Force Ones to the head.

Who am I kidding? I’ve never followed any rules when it comes to fighting.