How much would it suck to bring a chick home to find out her right ass chick looked like it was permanently pressed up against glass. Or even better, looked like Hellboy’s head? Not for nothin’ lady, but you look more ridiculous with the butt-plants than without. And from what I’m looking at, you don’t seem that bad without that big ol’ fake ass. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
Honestly, the guy is probably lucky he didn’t go through the ice but I have a feeling he will be waking up tomorrow in a lot of pain!
Youtube: University of Tennessee had quite the scandal last week when a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity was accused of butt chugging wine. The alleged butt chugger was hospitalized with a reported .4 BAC, and the fraternity was eventually suspended. Today, the entire fraternity held a press conference to deny accusations that the accused butt chugger, Alexander P. Broughton, actually butt chugged any wine.
By far one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my life! How any of these reporters were able to sit there and listen to this and ask questions with a straight face is beyond me. So you’re upset and embarrassed because your reputation is tarnished and you got suspended so what do you do? Go on national TV and hold a press conference about it?! No. You lay low and wait for America’s A.D.D. to kick in cause after that day, no one will remember or care. I heard about this story last week but to be honest I had no idea what the kid looked like, didn’t know all the details, and to be honest, I thought the story went away. This press conference not only brought the topic up again, but added more comedy and attention than they could have ever ask for.
Listen, when you go to the hospital with a gaping hole in your ass with wine spitting out like a water fountain, it’s hard to say you just had too much to drink.
Never in my life did I think this would be a real thing. Leave it up to Asia to create reverse glory holes! These are the same people who walk around their cities wearing masks because the air is so polluted, yet they are willing to go nose deep in an asshole that 88 dudes have already had their face in. But hey, I mean at least they are wearing goggles to prevent pink eye, right??
I’ll tell you what’s not at the top of my Christmas list next year. A robotic ass that makes queef noises and puffs up like something is living inside when you slap it. Yes, the Asians are so much more advanced then us in technology but does it matter when that technology is completely useless?
“No Pants Subway Day” 2011…where and when was this and why wasn’t I notified?!
Keep’em coming people…
