Posts Tagged ‘California’

Chris Dorner cabin

TheGuardian: A six-day hunt for a former policeman suspected of a killing spree in California ended on Wednesday when a cabin in the mountains above LA went up in flames. A body suspected to be that of Christopher Dorner was found in the ruins of the building. Dorner is suspected to have killed four people in a vendetta against LA police officers and their families; the fourth was an officer from San Bernardino County Sherrif’s department killed in a shootout at the cabin on Tuesday night. Dorner had threatened to bring “warfare” to the LAPD, having claimed he had been the subject of racism when he was sacked from his job as a policeman there. It is not yet clear how the fire at the cabin was started, but there is speculation that the police’s actions triggered the fire. The audio track of this video purports to be the conversation on police scanners as they surrounded the cabin where Dorner was hiding. The Guardian cannot confirm that the audio track is a genuine recording of the police scanner.

 

Don’t get me wrong I’m as happy as the next guy that this asshole is dead but what a fuckin’ movie this is gonna make. Renegade cop on the run, a five day manhunt in the woods, kidnapping, murder, car jacking, standoff, shootout, controversial cabin fire, and then the twist ending…turns out it’s not Christopher Dorner’s body in the cabin! I mean that last part might not be true but that would have to be the M. Night Shyamalan version right? Police find a tunnel in the cabin leading a few miles out…BAM sequel.

In all seriousness is this another Waco? Like I’m not familiar with police protocol but I don’t know that burning the cabin like Skyfall is the modus operandi in this situation. Especially broadcasting the plan across a public police scanner. Only thing cooler to see would have been a drone strike but I’m sure that will be at least one of the hundred conspiracy theories to come. Moral of this story is to not fuck with the San Bernardino County Police…goddamn!

 

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Just a whole new world for these Mexicans. I guess you learn sledding the hard way when you’ve never seen snow before and the only ice you know of is in the glass of water that you’re refilling for a customer. And not for nothing but I’m pretty sure this is why you make sure there’s not a lake at the bottom of the hill you choose to go sledding down. Natural selection at it’s finest indeed!

 

Terry Richardson may be one of the luckiest assholes in the world to work with all these supermodels. Anyway, Candice Swanepoel and her dreamin’ is gettin’ us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!

Youtube: Adult movies have been outlawed in California. Walter White’s brother-in-law Hank is a vice cop. He invites Walt who teaches filmmaking to go on a porn bust. After breaking in on a hot anal scene with Chanel Preston, Walt recognizes former student Jessie (Brandi Aniston), who is now a porn star. He conspires with her to trap the governor into rescinding the anti-porn law by secretly filming him, Jessie and Lexi Belle in a hot 3-way. They succeed and porn is legal again, but now that Walt has had a taste of adult filmmaking, will he be able to stop?

 

AMC got it right with Breaking Bad and as a huge fan, there’s not much I would change in the show. That being said, the one thing the show definitely lacks is hot women and sex. Enter ‘Breaking Bad’ porn! Personally, I’m not really feeling the storyline they came up with but when you’ve got Chanel Preston bent over a desk, I think it’s tomato/tomatoe at that point. In fact, for the first time in my life I might actually follow the plot of a porno.

 

Half these people are laughing and half are pissed off. Is no one scared? We have a zombie apocalypse on our hands and it’s clear that one of them is trying to get on the bus. Props to the bus driver for not running this guy over because I’m pretty sure no one would miss him.

 

Jesus, Tupac looks great for being dead since ’96. Technology is a crazy/freaky thing…

 

Showing up to the workplace wearing nothing but a bush around your dick, saying you’re good with your hands is not gonna get you a job my friend. I don’t know how things work south of the border, but here all it will get you is taken down by the police and/or possibly tased. After all that rolling around on the ground, I’m pretty sure the female cop got pregnant and the male cop had this guy in the big spoon position. Couldn’t pay me enough money to deal with this shit. Call for backup and wait it out. And how about these guys documenting this dude like they were the Discovery Channel following some uncivilized African tribesman praying to the Sun Gods? That’s some Emmy Award winning shit right there.

 

I don’t feel bad for the seller in this story one little bit. You know this dude was sitting on his computer at home laughing that the other guy just bought a useless safe for $120. Who’s laughing now? I absolutely love how the buyer tagged up this dude’s eBay comment wall letting him know what he just found. ‘Oh you wanna sell me a useless safe for $122? Well I just profited $25,878 from that deal dickface.’

And how about the seller hitting him up for half of the $26,000?! I guess he’s got balls but honestly how easy is it for him to say ‘if it were me I would definitely give him half.’ Well it could’ve been you but it wasn’t. And no kidding the buyer won’t reveal any info on himself. The seller will probably take that $122 he made from this deal and put a bid on eBay for a gun with some bullets, track this guy down, and take back the $26,000. Sorry dude, sometimes that’s just how the cookie crumbles.

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Alex Torres (born: Alexandre Boisvert; aliases: VooDoo Child, Voodoo, Voo Doo, Lex) is a French Canadian skydiver and porn actor currently living in California, who wanted to get the attention of Howard Stern. So he shot a video, set to Katy Perry’s “E.T.”, of him having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at Skydive Taft School in Bakersfield, where he works. But they weren’t just having sex. They were having sex in the plane. They were having sex as they jumped out together. And they were still having sex as they hurtled towards the ground. Torres then posted the video to his website, and it started to make the rounds at a local high school. That’s when the authorities got involved. No one actually saw them, so they can’t be nabbed on public indecency charges, but having sex on a plane could be a violation of federal regulations — particularly as it occurred in this tape, seated in a jump seat right next to the pilot. The Federal Aviation Administration is currently reviewing the tape to see if the pilot was distracted.

 

Just when you thought porn couldn’t get any better, BAM! Free-fall fucking. Love this guy for being an entrepreneur and I’m almost shocked this wasn’t thought of earlier. This just jumped to the top of my bucket list above snorting a rail with Charlie Sheen off a porn star’s ass and spending 24 hours at the Playboy Mansion. I’m sure the FAA doesn’t give a shit about this since there are bigger things to worry about like terrorists flying planes into buildings but they have to do something since all the soccer moms on the ground found something to complain about. Haters gonna hate but let’s just hope Alex finished on the ground and not on his decent.