Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

Nutso Hockey Father Punches Fist Through Plexiglass

Posted: January 22, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Let me just say that I grew up playing hockey my whole life and I’ve seen tons of crazy hockey parents just like this guy. Hell, my uncle chased a kid into a locker room after a dirty hit and the cops had to be called. It happens. I’ll tell you what doesn’t happen though–being able to punch your fist through plexiglass. That shit is borderline bullet proof and the fact that this guy was able to make it look like a picture frame is scary. The refs summed it up perfectly. Everyone get off the ice and someone call 911 while I’m still alive!

 

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Crazy Guy Threatens To Throw People In Front Of Oncoming Subway Trains

Posted: December 11, 2014 by subwaycreatures in News
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Gothamist: An emotionally disturbed homeless person was taken into custody by police yesterday after he allegedly threatened to push people onto the subway tracks. The incident happened around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday at the 6 train platform at the 110th Street Station near Lexington Avenue. Cops say the man made statements to a 22-year-old woman “threatening to throw her onto the tracks.” According to the Post, the man threatened several other people and “appeared to want to make good on his threats by actually lunging toward several people.” The man, who has not been identified by cops, was taken into custody soon after. No one was injured in the incident, and the homeless man was brought to Mount Sinai Hospital for a psych evaluation; no charges have been filed.

 

See, this is the scariest kind of stuff about using the subway. This guy has nothing to lose in life and is clearly insane. This happened a couple years back when a crazy woman threw a guy in front of a train. Hopefully this guy will be locked up in a psych ward forever!

 

 

Crazy Lady On The Train Has Something She Wants You To Smell

Posted: October 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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What a pleasant old woman.

 

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Mexican Metro Passenger Belts Out Gnarls Barkley

Posted: August 26, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is 20X better than Cee Lo Green. Yea, the dude is treating the train like he’s at home in the shower but it could be a LOT worse. You could have to listen to this:

 

 

 

 

Hey, she’s probably just possessed, that’s all! What. The. Fuck?! Note to self–eating Pringles with a ponytail on the subway may trigger zombie-like behaviors from crazy bitches.

 

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Ladies And Gentlemen, Just Your Regular Wednesday On The NYC Subway

Posted: March 12, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!

DNAinfo Chicago: Police were called to the 1000 block of West Granville Avenue about 12:45 p.m. Saturday after they received reports of a woman who was “not fully clothed” yelling at people on the train, said Sgt. Antoinette Ursitti, a police spokeswoman. A 31-year-old woman was taken into custody by police at the Granville “L” Station, and no one was injured in the incident. Red Line trains were delayed as the woman was taken into custody, and were running normally by 1:15 p.m. The woman suffered from a mental illness and was taken to St. Francis Hospital in Evanston, Ursitti said.

Chicago bringing it hard today! Crazy weather, crazy people, crazy city. I want to see video of this bird–someone send it over!
UPDATE: Ask and you shall receive! You knew there had to be a video of this in 2013. Well…here it is.

 

And what did you learn on your field trip today hunny? Welp, drugs are dangerous and people will do just about anything on them and for them.

Side note: Unfortunately for these kids, nothing they see the rest of the day will top this. This hipster asshole is burned in their memories forever.

 

I have no idea what rhubarb is but how fucking adorable is this woman?! Kind of a combination of The Exorcist and the old lady from The Goonies. It almost makes me think this isn’t real it’s so priceless. Commenting any further would not do any justice so I’m just gonna watch it about 10 more times.

By far my favorite line: “Don’t call me sweetheart, hunnybun. What are you a lezzie!?”

BoingBoing: On May 10th, a completely naked man entered the 16th street BART station in San Francisco and began attacking people, spitting, urinating and doing gymnastics moves on railings and turnstiles. BART police eventually shut down the station to arrest the man.

 

No matter who you are commuting in SF on this day, it’s a terrifying scene. When a guy is this hopped up on drugs (probably PCP), common sense and pain go out the window. Straight up zombie style. You can punch, kick, and hit him and he’ll keep coming at you. I’ve seen cases where tasers and pepper spray don’t even work. Not sure how they got the LMFAO guy down but I definitely wouldn’t hang around to find out. Scary stuff.