EliteDaily: The “Boyfriend Trainer” game available both through iTunes and Android stores, is getting some spotlight. The game encourages gamers to “crack that whip and teach your guy a thing or two. When scolding doesn’t work, just zap him, whack him and train him to be your ideal man!” The “girlfriend” (the player) advances through the game by physically abusing her “boyfriend.” While some people see this as harmless fun, other are worried that it may give younger users the wrong impression. One customer review says: “I hate how this game is so abusive I understand its just a game but kids play this and u don’t want this to be an influence on them.”
I’m gonna come right out and say that obviously if this were the other way around I think every Vagina Monologues reading bitch would be all over these people for releasing such a game. That aside, let’s talk about the inaccuracy of this app. ‘When scolding doesn’t work, zap or whack him to make him your ideal man.’ Since when has that ever gotten a girl shit other than a black eye?! If this game wants to accurately portray real life, the girl’s character should either flash her tits or lift her skirt every time there’s something she wants the man to do. That’s really how women get shit done. Sex. The power of the pussy. I’ve seen friends put their foot down and hold their ground like they were defending the Alamo and all it takes is that one look from their girl and they know. Fuck, what did I just do?! And no, this isn’t promoting whoredom. It’s “boyfriend training.” You wanna ring a bell and have your man come running like one of Pavlov’s dogs, then that’s what the app should really be like.
Side note: Hey girls, don’t get use to that kind of training because after about a year together it’s completely useless and you’re on your own.