Can I just start off by saying–how much coke did the chick filming this do that she can’t keep the camera straight? I threw up from motion sickness by the time they got Angel upright. Next line of business, how the fuck did she end up face down between two lockers? I’m assuming someone’s top fell back there and she thought she could retrieve it but clearly the plan wasn’t thought through very well. Should I really be surprised?
Side note: This has gotta be one of the funniest pictures ever. Some Wizard of Oz house-on-witch kinda shit right here:
I guess it could’ve been a lot worse. Instead of nailing that house it split the uprights and veered off to the side. I would actually chalk this up as a win.
Side note: How much do we wanna bet this is a viral video publicity stunt for FedEx??
Listen, no one was perfect when they had their first kiss. How could you be? You had 0 experience and only knew what you saw on TV and in the movies. Chances are, I was this kid back in middle school just pressing my face against a girl’s head and frog licking her lips while holding hand(s). In fact, if it was anything like my first experience this kid has a raging boner under that backpack. Only difference is, this couple is not only older, but doing it on the subway in year 2014 when every person from 5-years old to 90 have cell phones to record it. If you’re going to imitate a mother bird feeding her young in front of a group of people, you gotta be ready for that shit to hit the internet…hard! Oh to be young and in love again.
I don’t know why I never thought of doing this but it’s hilarious!
This couldn’t sum up my morning any better. Gotta love Mondays…
That goddamn pit of despair will get ya every time! Growing up I always got anxiety during the final run in this show and those guys jumping out at you would scare the shit out of me. But once I saw this disastrous attempt, I realized the kid running around like a retard separated from his parents in the mall looked a lot like my brother. I dunno, you be the judge.
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