I’m picturing this is what a Johan Santana fastball looks like these days. This Chinese woman just set females everywhere back about 10 years. I get that she’s no Dottie Hensen but never has ‘you throw like a girl’ been so stereotypically correct. Hey China, how about you give her a dummy grenade to throw and see what kind of arm she’s workin’ with first?
I don’t know the first thing about Dragon Ball-Z but the fact that this is a real thing just made my entire weekend! When that hippie Brian Urlacher’d that woman and then flopped around like a fish out of water I almost pissed myself. She’s rolling around trying to find her teeth somewhere on that beach and he’s worried whether or not she’s gonna make it to their inner circle…fucking priceless!
The father’s logic is EXACTLY what I would say. Well, it’s his fault, he shouldn’t have had his head there. Couldn’t care less. And he’s 100% right. Hey kid, you put your head down on the skee ball ramp don’t be surprised when my daughter Jenny Finch’s you in the dome with a wooden cannonball.
Second time I’ve seen this happen and it never gets old. I’ve drawn blanks in my head before but never to the point where I sound like I’m speaking pig Latin. The best part of the whole thing is watching her face just get more and more terrified as she babbles on and realizes she sounds like someone hit the rewind button on her speech.
Let’s make the obvious joke here. The irony is that he didn’t need the wheelchair before the race but does after.