Shoulda kept walking away, bruh. That contact sound tho…
Didn’t even need to see the old guy to know one of these dudes were from another generation. The second I heard “Ya wanna get froggy with me?” I knew immediately someone was born prior to 1960. Thugs these days don’t fight fair like back then. Of course he’s not going to wait to get off the train and square up. He’s gonna drop you as soon as he can–regardless of witnesses and kids standing right there. He’s waiting for the next stop to take off running.
To quickly sum this up, the Jamaican woman reaches out to hold onto the pole once the train moves. Her hand gets really close to a pregnant woman who has her face by the pole. Her man defends her and all hell breaks loose.
Couple things here–I get that your chick is preggos but if you’re THAT worried then don’t get on a subway train packed to the doors and don’t start a fight next to her. The only people I feel bad for are those who were on this section of the train. Throw the earphones in and look down!
Side note: How awkward was that silence afterwards? Almost like nothing ever happened.
This is just the repercussions of being a real life pimp in New York City. You can’t pass up a business opportunity and you certainly can’t back down in front of one of your hoes. Just a day in the life I suppose.
Side Note: How about the guy in the blue shirt who immediately regretted trying to break this thing up?!
Yep, that’s exactly who you think it is! The Chosen One! Just stood by and watched this park ranger get owned by a couple of skater punks. I was waiting for lightning to come crashing down on those little bastards but no. Nothing. Just a quick beating and they were on their merry way while this guy had to rethink his career. Fuckin’ God and his damn life lessons.
Trains must not run that often in Australia because no one seemed nervous nor anxious to get these two back on the platform. Or maybe they actually were hoping for a train to come while they were down there?
Anyone else have extreme anxiety when they were flopping around that platform and you could hear the train rolling up in the background? Intense shit right there!
Yesterday we had a swarm of ducks take over the streets of some random country and today we have geese fighting in a parking lot brawl. I’m not sure what this blog is turning into anymore. That being said, the ending of this is why I posted it. Such a plot twist that I had to watch it a few more times.
With the World Cup right around the corner and every American about to become the biggest soccer fan of their life, I felt this was only fitting to post. Just look at the delayed reaction–the dramatic fall to the ground. I’ve seen videos of Taliban members getting sniped to the ground less dramatic than this. Isn’t this the point where someone just throws some of that magic spray on his neck and he gets up completely fine?
Side note: Can’t wait to see all of this shit for the next few weeks: