I guess times really have changed since I was a kid. I didn’t have a cell phone at this kid’s age, there was no Youtube or WorldStarHipHop, and I DEFINITELY wouldn’t record my sister ‘taking a pounding.’ If I can’t sleep cause big sis is getting twisted like a pretzel then someone is gonna have to pay. I’m thinking multiple homicide…
Michael Dubin is the founder and CEO of DollarShaveClub.com where men can purchase razorblades for about a dollar a month and have them shipped right to their home. Known for his hilarious and over-the-top commercials, Dubin has not disappointed once again with these new shit wipes he’s selling. The video below was his original ad for the razorblades. Check it out. DollarShaveClub.com
So this guy made a funny video on how to keep yourself from ‘letting go to early.’ I believe it was Dave Chapelle who said when I cum, man, it’s right on time! None of this premature shit. That being said, however, I like his style of just blurting out random things. I tried to think of a few myself:
Juuuuuust a bit outside!
Annnnnd BOOM goes the dynamite!
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
This. Is. Sparta!
Yahhhoooooooo!
And, it’s in the hole!
The power of Christ compels you!
Touchdown Giants!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Badda baa baa baa, I’m lovin’ it!
I’ma Luigi, I’ma gonna win!
Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel!
Put it on the boardddddd yessssss!
Let me tell you what Taco Bell does to most people–clean your entire system out less than an hour after eating it. I guess it has a different effect on midgets. By the way they better not ever get rid of the Doritos/Cool Ranch tacos…shit are fire!
I’m assuming this was some kind of sinkhole since those things are SO HOT right now! Either way I don’t blame this kid for thinking this was a tiny puddle–he’s in the middle of a parking lot! Unless that was an uncovered manhole I have no idea why there is a hole to China in the Family Dollar parking lot.
Side note: Good thing it was a small hole cause you know he couldn’t swim.
Listen, I know I’m way late to the game on this but I saw it sitting in my outbox so I posted it. She has to know what she’s doing right? I mean no way someone is that oblivious to what’s going on unless they are such a whore that it just comes natural.
Sweet Brown is still riding her 15 minute wave and that’s fine, I can’t be mad at her for that. But here’s the problem. This has gotta be the worst commercial of all time, right? Clearly Don Draper wasn’t the advertising mastermind behind putting a crackhead with yellow and gold teeth on a dental commercial. We live in a time where you can at least CGI a new mouth on this bitch or photoshop her teeth white but when you come out rolling with these Chiclets, I can only think fail. “Shoreline Dental, ain’t nobody got time for that!”
Looks like a lot of work gets done at this place, huh? Lot of copy and pasting getting done by Basse. Let’s just hope these aren’t the guys looking for a cure for cancer. Anyway, I love office pranks and I love fucking with people at work but if this guy worked in my office, everyday would be dedicated to finally giving Basse a heart attack. Sounds morbid but judging from this video I’m guessing he’d laugh it off in his hospital bed.
I always become reluctant to think these are real because why would someone be filming this guy riding his motorcycle from a distance? Then again why would someone crash like that and risk serious injury as well as destroy his bike?
