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Imagine being this guys neighbor? Holy shit what a way to get off on the wrong foot. I’m hungover trying to sleep in on a peaceful Sunday morning off and I wake up to this shit? Oh hell nah! I’d yank the plug on that “party” real quick. Listen to your wife next time, buddy. She knew you’d hear crickets at the end of the song.
Side note: If you’re going through the trouble of doing all this, at least be a showman and give it 100%. Stop pacing around the driveway while your mom watches.
Internet Troll: a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people,by posting inflammatory,extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional responseor of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Now with that being said, our poor stripper friends are getting their asses handed to them in yesterday’s troll of the day. I was literally watching the comments pop up on the post in real-time with a bag of popcorn just laughing my ass off. You know how you kill an internet troll? You don’t respond and give them ammo. These people were feeding the beast the entire time and he was dropping line after line on them–memes included. I know it’s a lot to read through but it’s all amazing. I promise you this is real and the last names have been blurred to protect those involved. Enjoy!
Side note: I have no goddamn idea what the original post was all about so don’t ask!
The Uggs, the ‘sexy’ or ‘juicy’ sweatpants, NorthFace jackets, Las Vegas pictures with the #WhatHappensInVegas–it’s like I’m back in college all the sudden. This whole sketch just really called out every girl I’m friends with and I’m not sure if that says a lot about them or me. The funny part is that I already posted this on my personal Facebook account and of course it got a couple comments and likes but you can absolutely tell that every girl that saw it was thinking the same thing–“Fuck that, I’m not BASIC!” As they sit there telling their friend about their next cleanse with their misspelled name written on their Starbucks cup wearing Hunter rain boots because it’s cloudy outside.
Side note: How many days do we give it until a male version of this pops up from some feminist? Tomorrow?
Wait for it…wait for it…
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Fuckin’ Europeans man! Imagine coming into work first thing in the morning and getting Backdrafted across the room? I’ll tell ya one thing–I wouldn’t be laughing it off with my coworkers. In fact it would be even better when the next day I replace the pneumatic gun with a shotgun. Don’t prank me, bruh!
Side note: Do you think it’s fake? I do.