Have at it.
Have at it.
That goddamn pit of despair will get ya every time! Growing up I always got anxiety during the final run in this show and those guys jumping out at you would scare the shit out of me. But once I saw this disastrous attempt, I realized the kid running around like a retard separated from his parents in the mall looked a lot like my brother. I dunno, you be the judge.
So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine:
Only in a foreign country is it acceptable to stuff elephant dick sized hotdogs down your audience’s throat.
-Thanks to Terry for the video
Freud would have a field day with these people.
The buzzer went off and I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to understand where the kid is wrong. Since when the hell does yellow also mean someone is a coward?! Says a lot about me and this kid’s upbringing though, right?
Side note: Only thing that would have made this better was if the kid pointed to the Asian next to him when he answered.
It’s a weird game, you never know. -Pat Sajak
What the hell is up with T’s for Tom in Australia? When the host said “nooooo” he pretty much meant “that is exactly what she just said you complete asshole.”
Wow! I mean what a concept. The contestants have no idea that all of them, including the winner, are immediately being deported as soon as the producer yells ‘Cut. That’s a wrap!’ I would watch this show every single week and it would HAVE to be on FOX right? The American version would, of course, be more heartless and entertaining. “Congratulations on your win Pedro! Now here’s $4,000 for you to start your new life…BACK IN MEXICO!” The questions the contestants would be asked would have to foreshadow what’s coming at the end of the show. “So Juan, what exactly does I.N.S. stand for?” “Esperanza you’re up. What is the color of the card needed to be in this country?” The idea is brilliant and watching these people’s reactions go from ‘holy shit I’m winning this bitch’ to ‘holy shit what just happened’ is worth so much more than the 4Gs the winner gets. Sorry but you DO NOT pass GO, you DO NOT collect $200, and have fun on that drive back to the homeland watching what ‘could’ve been’ out the window.
Sidenote: Does the creator of this Dutch game show not look exactly like you would expect him to look? A cross between a comic book villain and an extra from Die Hard 2.