Patreeek! Patreeek! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Good one Patrick but be careful cause next time the joke is on you when your Middle Eastern friend in the back blows up your precious little plane.
Posts Tagged ‘joke’
Funniest Prank Ever: Guy Pushes Friend Off Boat At Oncoming Shark
Posted: December 13, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: boat, humor, joke, prank, raft, shark, water
Hahaahahahahahahahaha! O-M-G! What a knee slapper! Get it?! You totally almost got eaten by that shark! I guess comedy is a little different in other countries because I’m pretty sure that’s 10-15 for attempted murder here in the states. Like telling dirty jokes and giving wedgies must be so lame for these guys. Throwing their friend at an incoming shark is the only way to get a laugh out of them. Tough crowd.
You Hear About The Guy Who Faked Getting Run Over By A Car, And Got Run Over By A Car?
Posted: November 28, 2012 by rmcguire13 in DumbTags: car, crosswalk, fail, fake, humor, joke, prank, run over, Soccer mom
People who deserve stuff like this: this guy, hipsters, any kids who stick alcohol covered tampons in their ass, and the Kardashian family. What do you even get out of this prank? You layed down in front of a soccer mom van which was probably carrying a mother who had 3 screaming and fighting kids in it. Of course she’s not going to notice the asshole who just layed down in the intersection. The only shitty part is that your head wasn’t lined up with that front left tire.
Brazil Has A Sick Sense Of Humor, And I Love It
Posted: November 27, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: brazil, elevator, funny, horror, joke, little girl, Menina Fantasma, prank, scared, terrified, variety show
Pull this shit on me and Rick McGuire might have to knock a little girl out. Pretty awesome prank!
The Zombie Apocalypse Is All Too Real For Some People
Posted: November 26, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: Apocalypse, fail, funny, joke, prank, zombie, Zombie apocalypse
Yo my bad! I was just dressed as a zombie, pretending to eat a person in the middle of the street. I didn’t think you’d actually get scared and drive into a parked car.
Ed Bassmaster Is Pretty Funny In This “Don’t I Know You” Skit
Posted: November 9, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: ed bassmaster, funny, joke, meeting, prank, strangers
Wow, must be a lot of Mike De Santos’ out there. Pretty funny to see how far people will actually take it when they are lying their asses off. I love the alcohol excuse, it’s usually my go-to.
Cell Phone Crashing Is Funny As Long As You Pick The Right Person
Posted: November 7, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: call, cell phone, conversation, crashing, funny, joke, prank
Imagine pulling this shit on a ghetto black chick? You think she would laugh and be a “good sport?” You think she would go along with the joke and say ‘oh gosh, what a good one. You got me!’ Pull this shit on that person and I’ll see you on World Star Hip Hip with different results.
Guy Humps Complete Strangers On Sidewalk
Posted: September 21, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: funny, hump, joke, prank, sidewalk, strangers, windup
This was me circa age 15-16. Just humping everything in sight. Windup part not necessary.
Don’t Ever Dress As A Snowman During The Summer And Creep Up On A Father
Posted: August 9, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: boardwalk, fail, fall, joke, knockout, KO, prank, punch, Snowman, trick
I thought black people were the only ones who reacted this way when they get scared. Guess I learn something new everyday. Also, me and the person who found this both agree that it wouldn’t be as funny if the snowman didn’t knock the unsuspecting little girl over.
-Thanks to Meghan for this!
Kids Pull Prank On Dad By Shocking Him With Car Battery
Posted: July 6, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: australia, battery, buzz, car, electrocute, joke, prank, shock
Hence why I won’t be having kids. These little bastards pulled that shit on me and I would hook up that car battery directly to their tongues. I’m not gonna lie though, pretty funny shit!
