By the end of this clip I’m 99% sure that was a 30 year old midget holding a bottle. Kid nailed the hand gestures and I have no idea what was being said but I definitely caught a ‘you’re a mother fucker’ in there. Future of the world looks bright!
Posts Tagged ‘kid’
Little Jamaican Kid Tells Off Babysitter In Rant Of The Day
Posted: May 17, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: child, kid, jamaican, babysitter, curse
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Little Kid Gets Lit Up By Envelopes From The Mailman
Posted: April 26, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: child, kid, mail, mail man, slot
I know it’s sick but there’s nothing like watching a little kid get destroyed by a stack of utility bills. Poor kid is gonna have nightmares of that mail slot.
Side note: Who still has a mail slot? This is probably the family that also has a dog entrance in the back door too right?
World, Meet The Biggest Liar Since Lance Armstrong
Posted: February 7, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: fraud, kid, Lance Armstrong, liar, role model, sprinkles
I blame Lance Armstrong, Alex Rodriguez, and that Elmo pedophile for this shit. Role models that the kids look up to and turn out to be the biggest frauds of our time. Kid is just bold face lying to the camera like Bill Clinton. Son, not only is the scene of the crime fresh, but it’s literally all over your face! Forensics have traced the sprinkles back to the same container yet you are still going to stand there and convincingly say you had nothing to do with it. Unbelievable. At least he will make for a killer lawyer when he gets older.
Side note: Technically if the kid was blowing lines of sprinkles he wasn’t “eating” anything. Touche little man, touche!
Eagle Tries To Scoop Up Little Kid For Lunch
Posted: December 19, 2012 by rmcguire13 in WTFTags: bird, child, claws, eagle, grab, kid, scoop, swoop
Typical Eagle dropping a pick. This has gotta be in Philadelphia right? Get it? See what I did there? Cause the…Philadelphia… Eagles suck, ah fuck it. Yesterday we had hawks scooping NYC rats and now today we have pterodactyl sized eagles snatching up little kids. It’s like they know 12/21/12 is right around the corner and are taking the ‘fuck it’ approach. Only other thing I could see being worse are flying monkeys picking grown humans off the sidewalk. When that happens I’ll take this Mayan calendar thing a little more serious.
UPDATE: So minutes after I posted this, Gawker claimed it was a fake. You decide for yourself!
Douche Bag Reporter Forces Kid To Give Greatest Reaction Ever
Posted: September 18, 2012 by rmcguire13 in Funny, SportsTags: Atlanta, Atlanta Falcons, blooper, child, crying, football, kid, Michael Turner, news, NFL, officiating, reaction, refs, reporter
So this was my face while watching that horrendous officiating during the Atlanta/Denver game last night. 4 hour football game that highlighted more flags and booth reviews than all of Sunday combined. Never good when the refs are huddled longer than the players on the field, just to walk the ball 5 yards down. Don’t blame Michael Turner one bit for going to a bar right afterwards and getting sloshed. Hey Roger Goodell, figure it out!
Olive, Age 2, Gives Us Our Picks For Week 2
Posted: September 13, 2012 by rmcguire13 in SportsTags: bet, child, football, kid, lose, NFL, picks, teams, week 2, win
So based on the clusterfuck of unpredictable games last week, we are now relying on a 2-year old to pick games for us in Week 2. Considering the fact that Olive seems as confident as Matthew McConaughey in ‘Two For The Money’, I’m riding her coats tails in Week 2. Although I did notice a lazy trend towards the second half of her picks.
Bears/Packers, Raiders/Dolphins, Buccaneers/Giants, Saints/Panthers, Jaguars/Texans, Bengals/Browns, Chiefs/Bills, Ravens/Eagles, Jets/Steelers, Titans/Chargers, Cowboys/Seahawks, Redskins/Rams, Colts/Vikings, Cardinals/Patriots, 49ers/Lions, Broncos/Falcons
Best pick: Giants over Bucs
Worst pick: Jags over Texans
Oh, So This Is What It Looks Like When You Try To Board A Train That Isn’t There
Posted: August 23, 2012 by rmcguire13 in DumbTags: Boston, fall, kid, platform, station, subway, tracks, train
Yes, she was holding a kid and yes they were OK. To be honest I have no idea what the outcome of this was but I hope they were OK. Next time try not to board the train that’s at the station across the tracks, hun.
Little ‘Boo’ Loves Her Some Kid Cudi
Posted: August 2, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: cleveland, girl, hip hop, kid, kid cudi, little, music, rap, reacts, sings
What’s worse, that this little girl listens to Kid Cudi or that her father is driving around while recording his daughter in the back seat?
This Kid Has Too Much Energy For Me On A Monday Morning
Posted: July 9, 2012 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: black belt, bo staff, energy, espn, karate, kid
I’m guessing they don’t test for Performance Enhancing Drug’s in Karate?
Cirque du Soleil Never Felt So Good! Couple Accused Of Having Oral Sex During Show
Posted: June 13, 2012 by rmcguire13 in Awesome, Dumb, NewsTags: arrest, blow job, border patrol, CBS, Cirque du Soleil, Gerald Torello Jr, Kallie Helwig, kid, Oral sex
Hands down poor judgement with two kids sitting directly in front of them but honestly I couldn’t stop laughing with the part of the guy giving a high five to the kid. I mean what else are you suppose to do? Definitely would be my ‘go to’ move. It’s a weird and twisted world and shit like this happens all the time. Can’t go around throwing everyone on the sex offender’s list, lady!
