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NYC Rat Terrifies Commuters On The A Train

Posted: April 8, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.

 

Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.

Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.

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Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?

 

As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!

 

HuffPost: Not long after a hapless pedestrian was buried by a snow plow while walking on the sidewalk, another NYC Department of Sanitation plow truck caused quite the disturbance at a Forest Hills restaurant. According to the Queens Courier, customers were enjoying their meal at Exo Cafe around 10:55 p.m. when a large wave of snow came crashing through the restaurant windows. One patron in the video was knocked out of her chair and onto the ground. Everyone inside looked visibly shocked as they assessed the damage and began to walk outside. For all out there enduring this recent string of winter weather, it might be wise to keep your head on a swivel.

So just when you were done complaining about how your street was still not plowed, a NYC garbage truck sends a slush tsunami into the restaurant you’re having dinner in. What do you even do after that other than walk home hungry, covered in NYC street slush? For Christ sakes where the fuck is spring?!

Nasty: Guy Pukes Brains Out On NYC Subway

Posted: January 31, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.

-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over

 

 

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In Case You Missed It…

Posted: January 6, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Annnnnnnd we’re back! Took the last 2 weeks off which felt like a month but slowly getting back into the swing of things. What better way to kick off the week than with this gem?

Twerking On The NYC Subway Tracks

Posted: November 26, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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I’m more impressed with how stupid these girls are than their actual twerking. Now go grab that third rail that’s 12 inches from your leg.

 

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Gothamist: The police have released a photograph of a man accused of a sexual assault in a midtown Manhattan subway station on Sunday, in hopes that the public can identify him. According to the NYPD, a 19-year-old man was riding a downtown D train from West 155th Street and 8th Avenue at 11:45 a.m. When he sat down, the suspect was “standing across from him, touching his groin area over his clothing.” The police said the suspect approached the victim and directed him to exit the train with him at Columbus Circle-59th Street. They boarded another train to the West 50th C/E station, where the suspect led the victim to the north end of the downtown platform and forced him to perform a criminal sex act. The suspect then stole the victim’s backpack and fled in an arriving downtown train. The victim also got on the train, retrieved his backpack, took a photograph of the suspect with his cellphone and then left the train. The suspect is described as a man in his 30s, about 6′, 190 pounds and wearing a grey jacket, beige pants and a black knit hat. Anyone with information in regards to this incident is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477). The public can also submit tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or by texting their tips to 274637 (CRIMES) then enter TIP577.

I’ve read this story 3 times now and does anyone else find it bizarre? So some guy is sitting on the train rubbing his dick and tells you to get off the train–so you do?? Never mentions anything about him having a weapon or being threatening but he walks you to another train where you get on with him and then proceed to follow him to the end of the platform for a handie/beej? THEN, he steals your backpack and gets onto another train where you follow him and not only take the backpack back, but you snap a picture of the guy as he falls asleep a couple minutes later with you standing next to him? I’m not saying this didn’t happen and obviously this guy needs to get caught, but there are a lot of holes in this story. I would love to hear the other guy’s version.

Some Subway Halloween Pics To Pass The Time

Posted: October 31, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Funny, Photos
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