Posts Tagged ‘nyc’

Some Guy Farted On The Train; Here’s Everyone’s Reaction

Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.

 

 

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If there were ever one time where the 5 second rule did not apply it’s gotta be on the NYC subway, right? You could not pay me enough money to eat something off the floor regardless of how long it was there. I would not be surprised if this chicks tongue fell off 5 minutes later.

 

There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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There was a movie with Kevin Bacon back in the day called Quicksilver that really tried to capture what it was like to be a NYC bike messenger. Not sure that even compares to this GoPro mounted on a messengers head. Straight up suicide. I’m not even sure I understand the physics of how they fit through some of this traffic. Very cool video.

 

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Gothamist: A man survived a scary close encounter with the A train in Manhattan that was captured in a disturbing video. The tipster who sent us a copy of the video told us they believed it was shot at the 175th Street station: “The man on the tracks in this video is clearly on something as his friend is pleading with him to get off the tracks.” Warning: the man did survive the incident, but it is still very unnerving footage to say the least. A man survived a scary close encounter with the A train in Manhattan that was captured in a disturbing video. The tipster who sent us a copy of the video told us they believed it was shot at the 175th Street station: “The man on the tracks in this video is clearly on something as his friend is pleading with him to get off the tracks.” Warning: the man did survive the incident, but it is still very unnerving footage to say the least. As for how the tipster got the video in the first place, they told us the person who took the video initially posted it online before facing a backlash from commenters. MTA spokesman Kevin Ortiz says the incident occurred this past winter, on December 28th, 2013, around 3:15 a.m. “The male originally refused medical aid but was forced to go to Columbia Presbyterian hospital as an emotionally disturbed person with EMS,” Ortiz explained.

 

OK so this happened a while back but only now is a video surfacing. I give a lot of credit to the guys trying to help but there comes a time when you can only do so much for a disturbed person. Thankfully for him he didn’t touch the third rail and was lying in the subway well so the train passed over him. Pretty crazy shit.

 

 

NYC Rat Terrifies Commuters On The A Train

Posted: April 8, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.

 

Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.

Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.

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Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?

 

As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!

 

HuffPost: Not long after a hapless pedestrian was buried by a snow plow while walking on the sidewalk, another NYC Department of Sanitation plow truck caused quite the disturbance at a Forest Hills restaurant. According to the Queens Courier, customers were enjoying their meal at Exo Cafe around 10:55 p.m. when a large wave of snow came crashing through the restaurant windows. One patron in the video was knocked out of her chair and onto the ground. Everyone inside looked visibly shocked as they assessed the damage and began to walk outside. For all out there enduring this recent string of winter weather, it might be wise to keep your head on a swivel.

So just when you were done complaining about how your street was still not plowed, a NYC garbage truck sends a slush tsunami into the restaurant you’re having dinner in. What do you even do after that other than walk home hungry, covered in NYC street slush? For Christ sakes where the fuck is spring?!

Nasty: Guy Pukes Brains Out On NYC Subway

Posted: January 31, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.

-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over