Posts Tagged ‘prank’

 

Sarcasm. What a shitty April Fool’s prank. Seriously, when I saw the title “April Fool’s On A School Bus” I was hoping the bus driver was doing 60 and slammed the brakes pancaking the kids faces into the seats. Or hanging the bus over train tracks with a train coming until the kids shit themselves or something. But no school because of a water main break? On April 1st? What a shitty joke and what stupid kids for not picking up on it.

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Nothing like the good ol’ prank when your friends try to blow you up in the shower with a mini stick of dynamite. I put that up there with the ‘cutting the brake lines gag‘ and the ‘rat poison in the oatmeal trick‘.

 

Patreeek! Patreeek! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Good one Patrick but be careful cause next time the joke is on you when your Middle Eastern friend in the back blows up your precious little plane.

 

Hahaahahahahahahahaha! O-M-G! What a knee slapper! Get it?! You totally almost got eaten by that shark! I guess comedy is a little different in other countries because I’m pretty sure that’s 10-15 for attempted murder here in the states. Like telling dirty jokes and giving wedgies must be so lame for these guys. Throwing their friend at an incoming shark is the only way to get a laugh out of them. Tough crowd.

 

People who deserve stuff like this: this guy, hipsters, any kids who stick alcohol covered tampons in their ass, and the Kardashian family. What do you even get out of this prank? You layed down in front of a soccer mom van which was probably carrying a mother who had 3 screaming and fighting kids in it. Of course she’s not going to notice the asshole who just layed down in the intersection. The only shitty part is that your head wasn’t lined up with that front left tire.

 

Pull this shit on me and Rick McGuire might have to knock a little girl out. Pretty awesome prank!

 

Yo my bad! I was just dressed as a zombie, pretending to eat a person in the middle of the street. I didn’t think you’d actually get scared and drive into a parked car.

 

Wow, must be a lot of Mike De Santos’ out there. Pretty funny to see how far people will actually take it when they are lying their asses off. I love the alcohol excuse, it’s usually my go-to.

 

Imagine pulling this shit on a ghetto black chick? You think she would laugh and be a “good sport?” You think she would go along with the joke and say ‘oh gosh, what a good one. You got me!’  Pull this shit on that person and I’ll see you on World Star Hip Hip with different results.

 

You wanna see a cool prank mom and dad? It’s called I dare you to go to sleep tonight cause I know where you hide your gun. Kudos to the kid for making his parents look like complete assholes and not crying like a little bitch. Can I have this carrot for dinner because I’m assuming you can’t afford food since you gave me a carrot wrapped in an iPad box.