For Christ sakes that thing looks like it has a mind of it’s own! Originally I thought this was a female elephant giving birth trunk first but nope. Just an elephant roaming around the Serengeti with a boner.
Hey Buck! You got the entire Serengeti to run and jump all over and you pick the ONE spot where this dude is riding his bike? This dude got hit like a defenseless receiver going across the middle on Ray Lewis. If you don’t think this buck did this on purpose then you’re out your goddamn mind! He’s sick and tired of the tourists, poachers, and Discovery Channel crews all over his land and he’s putting a stop to it. See if this guy thinks twice next time he’s pedaling through downtown Africa like James Franco in 127 hours.