Posts Tagged ‘subway’

Plain Clothes Cop Kicks NYPD Officer In Head During Arrest

Posted: October 23, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Gothamist: A plainclothes NYPD officer kicked a uniformed officer in the head during a rough arrest in a Coney Island subway station earlier this year. The misguided kick is so forceful you can actually hear it above the cacophony erupting from the arrest. After realizing he kicked a fellow officer, the unidentified cop kindly rubs his colleague’s head, then punches the suspect in the face. Because if you kick and punch enough people at random you’ll probably hit your intended target eventually. That’s just statistics. DNAinfo reports that officer McKickacoppy was stripped of his gun and badge after the video surfaced. After his arrest, the suspect “pleaded guilty to a reduced charge and his case has been sealed.” And if you’re still trying to come up with a Halloween costume, Rockette Cop is all yours.

 

Gotta love the ‘kick someone in the head and ask questions later’ mentality here. Only cost the guy his job. I especially love the hammer fist to the guy’s head while facing the cameraman. I usually try to side with the cops but when you’ve got 7 of them on one guy, not only is this excessive but unnecessary.

 

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NYC Pimp Gets Jumped By Two Guys On Subway

Posted: October 21, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Fights
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This is just the repercussions of being a real life pimp in New York City. You can’t pass up a business opportunity and you certainly can’t back down in front of one of your hoes. Just a day in the life I suppose.

Side Note: How about the guy in the blue shirt who immediately regretted trying to break this thing up?!

 

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Gothamist: No matter how many times we have to beg, straphangers seem to insist on bringing their snakes on the subway. This week’s subterranean serpent story comes courtesy of one C train rider, who spotted a man with not one, but two snakes at around 11 p.m. last night. TWO SNAKES. Of course, the seasoned subway rider sitting next to our fair snake charmer seems completely nonplussed, even in the midst of what appears to be an intimate moment between Man and Snake. Eric Hertzog, who snapped the above photos, tells us the photo was taken on a northbound C train, and that the snake owner disembarked at 14th Street. “The guy was sitting there with a girl (don’t know what their relationship was) and at first he had a smaller snake just hanging from the railing while another snake was in between his legs. He then took the smaller snake off the railing and was just playing with them for a little. When people got on the subway they all looked over in that direction and probably said to themselves, “What the hell.” One man almost sat right next to the guy but the man with the snakes let him know that were snakes on his lap and then that guy ran to the other side of the subway car. He then put the snakes in separate bags and then both into his backpack and off he went.” Please note that it is indeed illegal to expose your snake on the subway, since MTA rules mandate that “no person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container and carried in a manner which would not annoy other passengers.” The Tale of Two Subway Snakes was first picked up by KTU 103.5 FM, who asked if this was “The Scariest Thing You’ve Ever Seen On The Train?” 

 

“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!” -kinda Samuel L. Jackson

 

 

Crazy Lady On The Train Has Something She Wants You To Smell

Posted: October 6, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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What a pleasant old woman.

 

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Cheers To The Guy Pissing Into A Cup Then Pouring It Out On The Subway

Posted: September 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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See, here’s what I don’t get–why even piss into the cup if you’re just going to pour it out onto the train anyway?? You got more on your pants and hand than if you just pissed in the corner. The man is clearly just making more work for himself!

 

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Gothamist: Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, “Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD.” Press play to watch this NSFW cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come life. What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we’ll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here’s our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.

 

I just don’t get it, I really don’t. Pulling your dick out on the train with people sitting around you. Needless to say, keep an eye out for this guy on the trains in Brooklyn.

 

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Crackhead Shits Herself On The NYC Subway

Posted: September 19, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Why do I call her a crackhead when I’m not sure? I dunno, cause a woman who shits her pants and paces on the train chugging soda is a little crackheadish to me. What I don’t understand is why people are still in that car. Get out, STAT!

 

 

 

Pretty impressive. But let me see you do it in NYC and I’ll REALLY be impressed.

 

 

Don’t Ever Step On An OG’s Toes While Riding The Subway!

Posted: September 9, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.

Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?

 

 

Jewish Guy Eats Shit Out Of his Beard On NYC Subway

Posted: August 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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No…he’s not going to–no…FUCK!!! C’mon man!