Posts Tagged ‘subway’

NYC Rat Terrifies Commuters On The A Train

Posted: April 8, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.

 

Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.

Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.

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Listen, no one was perfect when they had their first kiss. How could you be? You had 0 experience and only knew what you saw on TV and in the movies. Chances are, I was this kid back in middle school just pressing my face against a girl’s head and frog licking her lips while holding hand(s). In fact, if it was anything like my first experience this kid has a raging boner under that backpack. Only difference is, this couple is not only older, but doing it on the subway in year 2014 when every person from 5-years old to 90 have cell phones to record it. If you’re going to imitate a mother bird feeding her young in front of a group of people, you gotta be ready for that shit to hit the internet…hard! Oh to be young and in love again.

 

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Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?

 

As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!

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Easy Title: Subway Nose Picker

Posted: January 10, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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Nothing like a 3 minute video of a girl picking her nose and eating it to start your Friday. Never forget people, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

In Case You Missed It…

Posted: January 6, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Annnnnnnd we’re back! Took the last 2 weeks off which felt like a month but slowly getting back into the swing of things. What better way to kick off the week than with this gem?

 

DailyMail: A Bronx man is lucky to be alive after being run over Saturday morning by a subway train. Ralph Mercado, 55, fell onto the northbound tracks just after 11.30am Saturday at Union Square just before an R train pulled into the station. He survived with barely a scratch even though the train rolled directly over him. Mr Mercado was able to roll into the trench between the tracks, which gave him just enough space to evade being crushed by the train. Mr Mercado was soon pulled to safety with only a bruised hand, according to NBC New York. He told officers he jumped down to help a woman who fell, according to the Post, but witnesses told the paper there was no one else on the tracks. The lucky-to-be-alive man was taken to Bellevue Hospital for a psychological evaluation. A total of 145 people have been struck by trains this year in New York. Of those, 52 have died.

 

Looney Tune alert. Hey pal, remember that non existent woman you jumped onto the tracks to save? Almost cost you your life. Now as always go buy a Mega Millions ticket cause you’re lucky to be alive.

 

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DailyMail: A security camera has captured a suspected racist shooting on the Moscow metro as two men armed with handguns attacked a dark-skinned passenger. Two men sit on the underground train in the Russian capital when a fellow passenger travelling in the same carriage attracts their attention. One of the attackers nods to the other, whispers something, and then both draw guns in the vicious assault which was caught on footage obtained by Life News, a major Russian media outlet. The younger one uses a ‘traumatic hand gun’ to shoot into the abdomen of Khashim Latipov, 30, from Dagestan, a region in the Caucasus region of southern Russia. He kicks him and shoots again, putting the gun at the man’s head, as other passengers flee to the far end of the carriage. The two men then turn their backs on the victim but keep threatening their victim with guns until they flee the train at Nagornaya station. Faces of both attackers are caught by the security camera in the November 17 incident. Miraculously, Lapitov survived the attack but is seriously wounded. ‘The IDs of the shooters are not known yet, we are searching for them,’ a law enforcement source told Life News. ‘The victim was taken to the hospital, with one bullet in his jaw and serious damage to his face.’

 

Yea those passengers sure did look terrified. Couldn’t be more casual as if this happens twice a day. And what the hell is a ‘traumatic hand gun’ where you can shoot someone and they don’t die? I need me one of those.

 

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