There aren’t many things I would choose that could be worse than getting crushed by a NYC subway train. I have no idea what the outcome of this was but if we’re going off of the commentator’s words…he dead.
Posts Tagged ‘subway’
Man Crushed By NYC Subway Train [WARNING GRAPHIC]
Posted: June 6, 2013 by rmcguire13 in NewsTags: crushed, Death, nyc, subway
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A few people sent me the picture below this morning but then a coworker came across this video as well. No words…
Does The Whole ‘I Swear I Ride The Subway’ Scam Really Work?
Posted: May 23, 2013 by rmcguire13 in NewsTags: Anthony Weiner, candidate, mayor, publicity, subway
So Anthony Weiner (NY Mayor candidate/Twitter sexter) took the train this morning in an effort to prove that he’s just as normal as everyone else. How convenient that he missed the AM rush hour where people’s asses and sweaty pits are crammed in your face while the 4-piece mariachi band plays like it’s Cinco de Mayo in the middle of the train. Does this shit really work with voters? He’s gonna get back into the exact same Lincoln Towncar that dropped him off at the subway as soon as he gets to his destination. Bloomberg tries this every once in a while after a terror threat or storm shuts down the city. Like you take the subway one time a year when you’re running for office to show you’re an Average Joe and sit there having a conversation with a guy who probably has no idea who you are. You think he wants to be bothered while he’s trying to read the paper? If it were me I would pull my earphone out and tell him the same thing I tell the inner city kids trying to sell me 2-year old candy…beat it!
Now if voting for mayor depended on subway riding, here’s my vote:
Subway Fight Leads To One Guy Spitting Blood
Posted: May 8, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FightsTags: Fight, nyc, punch, subway, train
Talk is cheap and can only get you so far as we learned from this video. Both times the white dude came at this guy he had him up against the ropes spitting blood. Do people really still say you hit like my moms? I thought that was a middle school thing but then again should we expect anything less from two guys fighting on a subway train?
How Bad Do You Want To Do This To The People Who Hold The Subway Doors?
Posted: May 3, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: doors, hold, kick, New York City, subway
Stand clear of the closing doors motherfucker! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to do this in the subway going somewhere. Chick barely gets on the train as the doors close and she stands there holding them while her friends are taking their damn time swiping their cards through the turnstile. Problem is usually it’s the ratchiest of the ratchet chicks that pull this shit who would absolutely kick my ass. The other problem is that even if I punted the chick off the train, the doors would probably fling back open and stay open. Why can’t the trains just leave anyway?
Two Older People Smoke A Joint On No Other Train Than The J Line In NYC
Posted: May 2, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FunnyTags: j train, joint, manhattan, New York City, pot, subway, weed
Ah yes, the good ol’ J train. I believe that’s the subway line that starts at the devil’s taint, makes stops in third world countries such as Afghanistan and North Korea, and then somehow ends up in lower Manhattan. Always something to see as apparent by this video. No one to tell these old folks otherwise and it looks like no one even cares. And thank you Prince Nasty and Nego Yams for that thrilling commentary and vertical video.
Side note: Is there anything more dirty and risky than sharing a joint with a bum on the subway?
Asian Guy Discreetly Indiscreetly Gets Head On Subway
Posted: April 22, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Funny, WTFTags: Asia, blowjob, head, subway, wtf
C’mon dude like we don’t know what’s going on here. The dead giveaway is your O-face every 5 seconds, not to mention the repositioning of the jacket. I wonder how much of that book he was reading at the moment he could actually tell you about.
-Thanks to Meghan for this
Crazy Man On The C Train Is As Looney Tunes As It Gets
Posted: March 25, 2013 by rmcguire13 in WTFTags: c train, crazy, honky, louis ck, new york, psycho, subway
As I watched this I began to think, now which guy is crazier–the one clearly off his meds or the cameraman who’s blatantly got a camera in Honky Man’s face? Then I realized that there were two kinds of crazy occupying the same space. The guy sitting down is psycho crazy and the cameraman is ‘I don’t care if I die today’ crazy. Also, when will black people realize that yelling racial obscenities towards white people is completely pointless. Louis CK stated it best:
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Posted: March 22, 2013 by rmcguire13 in Awesome, Dumb, Funny, News, Photos, Sexy, SportsTags: amanda bynes, drake, karate, new york, nyc, subway, suelyn medeiros
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Pregnant Hood Rat And Friend Fight Man On 4 Train
Posted: January 28, 2013 by rmcguire13 in FightsTags: 4 train, Fight, nyc, pregnant, queens, subway
Love when I Love New York says ‘so you havin’ a bad day??’ Uhh, yea. I’m on the goddamn subway which is bad enough and then I’m getting wailed on by two ratchets. How’s your day? And how about that M. Night Shyamalan twist…I’M PREGNANT!! Somewhere in NY there’s a baby daddy who is going to kill this guy…for him not finishing the job.
