Posts Tagged ‘subway’

Crackhead Shits Herself On The NYC Subway

Posted: September 19, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Why do I call her a crackhead when I’m not sure? I dunno, cause a woman who shits her pants and paces on the train chugging soda is a little crackheadish to me. What I don’t understand is why people are still in that car. Get out, STAT!

 

 

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Pretty impressive. But let me see you do it in NYC and I’ll REALLY be impressed.

 

 

Don’t Ever Step On An OG’s Toes While Riding The Subway!

Posted: September 9, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.

Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?

 

 

Jewish Guy Eats Shit Out Of his Beard On NYC Subway

Posted: August 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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No…he’s not going to–no…FUCK!!! C’mon man!

 

 

Remember That Time You Pissed Yourself In The Subway?

Posted: August 25, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Probably one of the main reasons I always cab it home late at night opposed to taking the subway. You always have to piss and it takes the trains forever to get you home. I would like to say this guy learned his lesson but then again I don’t think he’s going to remember anything of this.

 

 

Subway Platform Fight Almost Ends In Tragedy

Posted: August 12, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Anyone else have extreme anxiety when they were flopping around that platform and you could hear the train rolling up in the background? Intense shit right there!

 

 

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Gawker: If you’re a regular commuter or tourist in New York City, here’s some exciting news: Earlier this week, MTA officials discovered that three N trains were infested with bedbugs. The New York Daily News reports that two of the trains were taken out of service while a third was sent for fumigation. “When we found them, we exterminated them,” Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Adam Lisberg told the Daily News. At least some of the bugs were found in the cabs used by the trains’ motorman and conductors; it’s not clear if any were discovered in the passenger area.

Theyyyyyyy’re baaaaaack! Let’s be honest, they never went anywhere but it’s been a while since the last big outbreak of bedbugs in NYC. Let’s just put this on our list of things this great summer has brought us like sweltering heat, sky rocketing rent, and possible Ebola. What was it Frank Sinatra said? If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere? Yes, I’m starting to think that is very true!

Some Guy Farted On The Train; Here’s Everyone’s Reaction

Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
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Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.

 

 

 

If there were ever one time where the 5 second rule did not apply it’s gotta be on the NYC subway, right? You could not pay me enough money to eat something off the floor regardless of how long it was there. I would not be surprised if this chicks tongue fell off 5 minutes later.

Man Blocks Subway Doors; Passenger Get Involved

Posted: July 15, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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How annoying are these people? And by ‘these people’ I mean anyone who holds the subway doors when you’re already 10 minutes late for work. I’ve been on trains before where girls block the doors while 4 of their friends are still trying to get through the turnstiles. It’s annoying as hell and there’s pretty much only one way to deal with these people: